...7 months was all she could muster in the Fusion (10/25)
In a rare moment of Walmart clarity, they no charge swapped me and I was on my way
...with a battery ONE MONTH NEWER (11/25)

Because it's all they had
I let it fully charge before going into service
I also gave the iDataLink remote start a little reconfiguration, and a firmware update
And checked the dashcam, making sure it's ignition cycling as it should
I'll perform a proper parasitic drain test soon, I don't remember this car killing batteries

I pulled the valve cover to swap the weeping VCT seal, I didn't swap it when I did the VCG ~4 years ago
Note to self, always change that seal
I reused the VCG, let's see how long it takes for me to regret it
The Mahle seal fits well, a few dabs of super glue holds it into the valve cover firmly
Ultra black in the corners, torqued to exactly 89 in.lbf
Paused for an OCI on a 2011 Avalon
It got the Warren/Kirkland High Mileage 5w30 and a Toyota filter cartridge
Switched gears to dads work issued basket case 2010 Prius
Literally all 8 incandescent bulbs in the front of the vehicle were out
D/s low beam connector melted
All 3 wiper blades, a CAF, and a PCM reflash for extra credit

I take a belt and suspenders approach
Weatherproof crimp connectors (melt them) then slide over marine grade heat shrink (melt it)
Top with either 3M 33+ or Tesa tape
Ain't it so illuminating

H9 mod of course, they could also use a polish
wheezes asthmatically
Haven't had a CAF fail the sunlight test in quite some time

Apply TSB reflash of dubious value, because smoke em if you got em

The Opus IVS SuperGoose-Plus will earn it's keep around here
Replaced the belt mouldings on the Camry, only because I bagged a set of 4 for $30 delivered
Haven't had dew wipes since the late aughts