Vaporizing Human Bodies

[ekpolk]

Originally Posted By: Shannow
Merkava, I've heard (not researched) that if you are inturd in a septic tank, there will quickly be nothing recognisable.

edit...http://www.bt.cdc.gov/disasters/tsunamis/pdf/tsunami-autopsyliquidwaste.pdf

if you have a tsunami, then septics are acceptable.


There once was a man from Clyde
Who fell down an outhouse and died,
His unfortunate brother
Then fell down another,
And now they're interred side-by-side.

 

[Pablo]

Good one. I guess it beats the cannibal who passed his brother in the jungle.

Returd of the dead.

 

[leftlane]

Originally Posted By: Pablo
Good one. I guess it beats the cannibal who passed his brother in the jungle.

Returd of the dead.


Ah yes. The dreaded turdicide.

 

[Shannow]

ekpolk,
thanks...I only remembered the punchline from "The Two Ronnies" 20 something years ago.