Vaporizing Human Bodies
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Originally Posted By: Cutehumor
beam me up scottie
Nah-first weeah convert ya-body intah energy ..then just leave it therah. Howis that sootyah, laddie?
beam me up scottie
Nah-first weeah convert ya-body intah energy ..then just leave it therah. Howis that sootyah, laddie?
Originally Posted By: Gary Allan
Originally Posted By: Cutehumor
beam me up scottie
Nah-first weeah convert ya-body intah energy ..then just leave it therah. Howis that sootyah, laddie?
No problem.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spontaneous_human_combustion
When I have grilled grocery store chicken over an open flame, I have wondered if there was enough energy in a cheap chickens fat to cook the chicken.
Originally Posted By: Cutehumor
beam me up scottie
Nah-first weeah convert ya-body intah energy ..then just leave it therah. Howis that sootyah, laddie?
No problem.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spontaneous_human_combustion
When I have grilled grocery store chicken over an open flame, I have wondered if there was enough energy in a cheap chickens fat to cook the chicken.
Originally Posted By: Merkava_4
What does it take to vaporize a human body? I've heard if you're in the epic center of a thermal nuclear detonation, you'll be vaporized instantly; is there any other way to get vaporized? If you think about it, if you were vaporized leaving no trace behind, it would be like you were never here!
Trying to figure a way to get rid of someone without evidence pointing back to you huh?
What does it take to vaporize a human body? I've heard if you're in the epic center of a thermal nuclear detonation, you'll be vaporized instantly; is there any other way to get vaporized? If you think about it, if you were vaporized leaving no trace behind, it would be like you were never here!
Trying to figure a way to get rid of someone without evidence pointing back to you huh?
Originally Posted By: Pablo
Well a portion that was water in someone else's urine to be sure but not necessarily someone's excretory compounds as they left their sweaty aids and other disease riddled body.
Pablo, of course you are correct there...but it's nowhere near as entertaining.
Well a portion that was water in someone else's urine to be sure but not necessarily someone's excretory compounds as they left their sweaty aids and other disease riddled body.
Pablo, of course you are correct there...but it's nowhere near as entertaining.
Originally Posted By: Gary Allan
Originally Posted By: Cutehumor
beam me up scottie
Nah-first weeah convert ya-body intah energy ..then just leave it therah. Howis that sootyah, laddie?
have you seen the episode of star trek where there is a "transporter" accident and presumed dead. I think it was next generation
Originally Posted By: Cutehumor
beam me up scottie
Nah-first weeah convert ya-body intah energy ..then just leave it therah. Howis that sootyah, laddie?
have you seen the episode of star trek where there is a "transporter" accident and presumed dead. I think it was next generation
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Not an episode, it was one of the movies, first or second.
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Gosh ...which one? I don't recall one in the movies ..but TNG ..Barkley found some missing people in some phased temporal blah-blah-blah dimensional thingie. They looked like worms to him. TNG really over did the Deux ex machina act. More phasic and whatnot that could be compensated for by the Laforge effect which spewed from his behind without limit.
In Enterprise, someone was trying to recover his son who appeared to have been jogging in subspace for a very long time.
In the original movie, there was a legit transporter malfunction that killed the assigned Vulcan science officer ..who was replace by Spock who felt "called" by V'GER.
Kirk got split in two ..his Id and superego ..but I don't recall someone getting lost in transporter malfunction in the original series. One landing party (replaced with the term "away team" in TNG) did switch places with their evil counterparts in (cue dramatic music) The Empire.
Yes ..I've watch ST from the beginning ..but I don't consider myself a Trekie ..nor a Treker. I'm just someone addicted to scifi.
In Enterprise, someone was trying to recover his son who appeared to have been jogging in subspace for a very long time.
In the original movie, there was a legit transporter malfunction that killed the assigned Vulcan science officer ..who was replace by Spock who felt "called" by V'GER.
Kirk got split in two ..his Id and superego ..but I don't recall someone getting lost in transporter malfunction in the original series. One landing party (replaced with the term "away team" in TNG) did switch places with their evil counterparts in (cue dramatic music) The Empire.
Yes ..I've watch ST from the beginning ..but I don't consider myself a Trekie ..nor a Treker. I'm just someone addicted to scifi.
Originally Posted By: Cutehumor
Originally Posted By: Gary Allan
Originally Posted By: Cutehumor
beam me up scottie
Nah-first weeah convert ya-body intah energy ..then just leave it therah. Howis that sootyah, laddie?
have you seen the episode of star trek where there is a "transporter" accident and presumed dead. I think it was next generation
There were a number of TNG episodes that dealt with this issue. One was "Data's Day" where a Vulcan ambassador (Romulan spy) is "lost" in a transporter accident. The zany crew of the Enterprise discover that the Romulan Warbird's crew played a trick to make it look like she was lost, but she was actually returning to the Romulan Star Empire because she was a disguised spy. Or something. Her name was T'Pel. The Warbird was a D'eridex class. The USS Enterprise was the 1701-D, Galaxy class. And.. uhh... um.. Riker had a beard.
Originally Posted By: Gary Allan
Originally Posted By: Cutehumor
beam me up scottie
Nah-first weeah convert ya-body intah energy ..then just leave it therah. Howis that sootyah, laddie?
have you seen the episode of star trek where there is a "transporter" accident and presumed dead. I think it was next generation
There were a number of TNG episodes that dealt with this issue. One was "Data's Day" where a Vulcan ambassador (Romulan spy) is "lost" in a transporter accident. The zany crew of the Enterprise discover that the Romulan Warbird's crew played a trick to make it look like she was lost, but she was actually returning to the Romulan Star Empire because she was a disguised spy. Or something. Her name was T'Pel. The Warbird was a D'eridex class. The USS Enterprise was the 1701-D, Galaxy class. And.. uhh... um.. Riker had a beard.
Dang, I thought I was a trek fan but you guys have me way beat.
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Scary, isn't it?
(visions of a poster for a local music group that depicted a guy who would sorta fit in with the original Night of the Living Dead ..who was standing ..and his girlfriend who was in a dress ..and on the ground ... reaching up toward him as though she just survived a bad occurrance - sorta like a dark version of Louis Lane and Clark Kent - but weird)
Strange Guy: Imagine, Ellen, a world full of weirdos.
Ellen: That (gasp) would be wonderful
(visions of a poster for a local music group that depicted a guy who would sorta fit in with the original Night of the Living Dead ..who was standing ..and his girlfriend who was in a dress ..and on the ground ... reaching up toward him as though she just survived a bad occurrance - sorta like a dark version of Louis Lane and Clark Kent - but weird)
Strange Guy: Imagine, Ellen, a world full of weirdos.
Ellen: That (gasp) would be wonderful
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Ah! That's another transporter incident too. The two Riker's
I was told by a coworker (he was in DEEP - audio books, etc.) who allegedly kept up on that sorta stuff.. that there was some hiatus (normal season ..or perhaps a writers strike)..and that Frakes hated shaving. He showed up with a beard. They let him keep it. I don't know if that's true or not.
I was told by a coworker (he was in DEEP - audio books, etc.) who allegedly kept up on that sorta stuff.. that there was some hiatus (normal season ..or perhaps a writers strike)..and that Frakes hated shaving. He showed up with a beard. They let him keep it. I don't know if that's true or not.
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Originally Posted By: Aldaris
There were a number of TNG episodes that dealt with this issue. One was "Data's Day" where a Vulcan ambassador (Romulan spy) is "lost" in a transporter accident. The zany crew of the Enterprise discover that the Romulan Warbird's crew played a trick to make it look like she was lost, but she was actually returning to the Romulan Star Empire because she was a disguised spy. Or something. Her name was T'Pel. The Warbird was a D'eridex class. The USS Enterprise was the 1701-D, Galaxy class. And.. uhh... um.. Riker had a beard.
Barclay suffered from transporter phobia. Turned out his fears weren't completely unfounded...
There were a number of TNG episodes that dealt with this issue. One was "Data's Day" where a Vulcan ambassador (Romulan spy) is "lost" in a transporter accident. The zany crew of the Enterprise discover that the Romulan Warbird's crew played a trick to make it look like she was lost, but she was actually returning to the Romulan Star Empire because she was a disguised spy. Or something. Her name was T'Pel. The Warbird was a D'eridex class. The USS Enterprise was the 1701-D, Galaxy class. And.. uhh... um.. Riker had a beard.
Barclay suffered from transporter phobia. Turned out his fears weren't completely unfounded...
Originally Posted By: moribundman
Originally Posted By: Aldaris
There were a number of TNG episodes that dealt with this issue. One was "Data's Day" where a Vulcan ambassador (Romulan spy) is "lost" in a transporter accident. The zany crew of the Enterprise discover that the Romulan Warbird's crew played a trick to make it look like she was lost, but she was actually returning to the Romulan Star Empire because she was a disguised spy. Or something. Her name was T'Pel. The Warbird was a D'eridex class. The USS Enterprise was the 1701-D, Galaxy class. And.. uhh... um.. Riker had a beard.
Barclay suffered from transporter phobia. Turned out his fears weren't completely unfounded...
yes, lieutenant Broccoli had the will and he found a way. Then he found a way to rescue a bunch of people who were also stuck in the transporter buffer, right?
Originally Posted By: Aldaris
There were a number of TNG episodes that dealt with this issue. One was "Data's Day" where a Vulcan ambassador (Romulan spy) is "lost" in a transporter accident. The zany crew of the Enterprise discover that the Romulan Warbird's crew played a trick to make it look like she was lost, but she was actually returning to the Romulan Star Empire because she was a disguised spy. Or something. Her name was T'Pel. The Warbird was a D'eridex class. The USS Enterprise was the 1701-D, Galaxy class. And.. uhh... um.. Riker had a beard.
Barclay suffered from transporter phobia. Turned out his fears weren't completely unfounded...
yes, lieutenant Broccoli had the will and he found a way. Then he found a way to rescue a bunch of people who were also stuck in the transporter buffer, right?
Originally Posted By: Pablo
Originally Posted By: Shannow
Merkava, I've heard (not researched) that if you are inturd in a septic tank, there will quickly be nothing recognisable.
Watch out for the whitefish.....oh gawd what is that? I guess it's better to be inturd than exturd?
Btw I guess a returd would be the worst?
Originally Posted By: Shannow
Merkava, I've heard (not researched) that if you are inturd in a septic tank, there will quickly be nothing recognisable.
Watch out for the whitefish.....oh gawd what is that? I guess it's better to be inturd than exturd?
Btw I guess a returd would be the worst?
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Originally Posted By: Aldaris
Originally Posted By: moribundman
Barclay suffered from transporter phobia. Turned out his fears weren't completely unfounded...
yes, lieutenant Broccoli had the will and he found a way. Then he found a way to rescue a bunch of people who were also stuck in the transporter buffer, right?
The "worms" that Barclay saw during the transportation process were manifestations of unfortunate people who had been lost in transporter accidents. Once their presence become known, they were rescued.
Originally Posted By: moribundman
Barclay suffered from transporter phobia. Turned out his fears weren't completely unfounded...
yes, lieutenant Broccoli had the will and he found a way. Then he found a way to rescue a bunch of people who were also stuck in the transporter buffer, right?
The "worms" that Barclay saw during the transportation process were manifestations of unfortunate people who had been lost in transporter accidents. Once their presence become known, they were rescued.
I was always hoping to see a caretaker come into the transporter room and sweep up all the little piles of dirt that would have been picked up along with the people from when they were standing on the ground on some planet. Or... they could have beamed back onto the ship, stepped off the little slice of soil that got caught up, and then the soil beamed back down by itself.
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