A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known spot called, "Lovers' Lane."
He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting.
Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.
The young man lowers his window ... Uh, yes, officer? What are you doing?
Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine, sir..." Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat, the cop says: "And her, what is she doing?"
The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover Sweater!."
Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple, alone.....in a car.....at night....in a lover's lane.....and nothing is happening!
"What's your age, young man?"
"I'm 25, sir."
And what's her age?"
The young man looks at his watch and replies, "She'll be 18 in 20 minutes."
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A man comes into a barber shop, looks around, and asks the sole barber how many customers are before him. The barber looks around and tells the man "Three".
The man jumps up and down with excitement and gleefully runs out of the shop. The barber looks at his son, the shoe shine boy, and shrugs this off.
The next day, the same man once again enters the barber shop. And once again he wants to know how many are ahead of him. This time the barber says "Five!" to which the man laughs and dashes out of the shop. This time though, the barber sends his son to follow him so that the proper authorities can be alerted to this strange fellow.
A few minutes later the barber's son returns to the shop. The barber asked him if he found out where this man was going, and his son shakes his head yes. When pressed to tell him where that was, the young man says "Our house."
He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting.
Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.
The young man lowers his window ... Uh, yes, officer? What are you doing?
Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine, sir..." Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat, the cop says: "And her, what is she doing?"
The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover Sweater!."
Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple, alone.....in a car.....at night....in a lover's lane.....and nothing is happening!
"What's your age, young man?"
"I'm 25, sir."
And what's her age?"
The young man looks at his watch and replies, "She'll be 18 in 20 minutes."
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A man comes into a barber shop, looks around, and asks the sole barber how many customers are before him. The barber looks around and tells the man "Three".
The man jumps up and down with excitement and gleefully runs out of the shop. The barber looks at his son, the shoe shine boy, and shrugs this off.
The next day, the same man once again enters the barber shop. And once again he wants to know how many are ahead of him. This time the barber says "Five!" to which the man laughs and dashes out of the shop. This time though, the barber sends his son to follow him so that the proper authorities can be alerted to this strange fellow.
A few minutes later the barber's son returns to the shop. The barber asked him if he found out where this man was going, and his son shakes his head yes. When pressed to tell him where that was, the young man says "Our house."
