BTW For the professional record I am not objecting to the credit check, per se, but the no go on skipping the credit check, allowing check to clear and getting the truck later. Totally foreign to them. I suppose there are some devious things that can happen after check clears, or as you say - I could be a thief, stole the identity and real person oblivious/comatose.
You have to pick and choose your battles, no dealer is going to do this. They already don't want to deal with an informed cash buyer, they want someone that only talks monthly payments that they can push out to 84 months, pad the interest rate and sell thousands of dollars of worthless junk to in the F&I office.