There is Truth to Blonde Jokes

[KeithS_NW_Ohio]

While I thought most blonde jokes were just jokes, because I have met
some very smart and intelligent blondes. However, I just met one of
those that the jokes are made for.......

A friend came over to help me do some repairs. He brought along his
latest girlfriend, who happens to be very blonde. I saw right from the
start that she was not the brightest bulb.

She starts asking about my dog. Question after question, and some of
them are really stupid questions. Anyhow, I do my best to answer her.
I say SHE is a good dog, SHE is a mixed breed, SHE is good with the
cats, SHE loves to be petted, etc.....

The blonde looks at me, and says "Is SHE a girl dog?".

For a second I was speechless, then I said "If SHE was a HE, I wouldn't
be calling her a SHE".....

[censored], I thought blonde jokes were just jokes. I sure was wrong.....

 

[Loobed]

She was probably a brunette that bleached her hair to make herself look smarter. I see it didn't work.

If you don't like blonds, I'll take them - all of them.

 

[Trajan]

You know what's brown and red and sits in a corner?

A brunette who told one too many blonde jokes.

 

[Loobed]

Originally Posted By: Trajan
You know what's brown and red and sits in a corner?

A brunette who told one too many blonde jokes.

 

[daves87rs]

Originally Posted By: Trajan
You know what's brown and red and sits in a corner?

A brunette who told one too many blonde jokes.

 

[Trajan]

What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?


Invisible.

 

[morris]

i have met many people with brown hair, that are blonde.

 

[Jarlaxle]

One of the smartest people I know is my sister, a blonde.

She might also be the looniest, but that's another thread...

 

[GumbyJarvis]

Originally Posted By: Jarlaxle
One of the smartest people I know is my sister, a blonde.

She might also be the looniest, but that's another thread...


+1

 

[Charlie1935]

Originally Posted By: KeithS_NW_Ohio
While I thought most blonde jokes were just jokes, because I have met
some very smart and intelligent blondes. However, I just met one of
those that the jokes are made for.......

A friend came over to help me do some repairs. He brought along his
latest girlfriend, who happens to be very blonde. I saw right from the
start that she was not the brightest bulb.

She starts asking about my dog. Question after question, and some of
them are really stupid questions. Anyhow, I do my best to answer her.
I say SHE is a good dog, SHE is a mixed breed, SHE is good with the
cats, SHE loves to be petted, etc.....

The blonde looks at me, and says "Is SHE a girl dog?".

For a second I was speechless, then I said "If SHE was a HE, I wouldn't
be calling her a SHE".....

[censored], I thought blonde jokes were just jokes. I sure was wrong.....



Just goes to show ya that all the blonde jokes ain't jokes!