The weird story of the day...

[Drew99GT]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1375586/Comfort-food-The-woman-stop-eating-sofas.html

At least she's getting her daily dose of fiber...

 

[Nick R]

O_O wut.

 

[Quattro Pete]

So she's stuffing herself, huh?

She probably does not get invited much over to friends' houses either, unless they're willing to get new furniture after she's done snacking...

All joking aside, addictions are a terrible thing and many require outside intervention to break away from. I hope she can modify her diet.

 

[flanso]

Handy for those redecorating projects.

 

[greenaccord02]

I understand she has a problem or whatever, but that is pretty funny.

 

[addyguy]

Yeah, I must say that cheered me up a bit after the news of Gary.

I wonder if she looks at couch cushion covers the same way some people look at chicken skin - something to peel off to get to the meat!

Bizarre!

 

[eljefino]

There was someone on maury or tyra who kept eating toilet paper.

 

[wavinwayne]

There was a strange lady who swallowed a couch.
I don't know why she swallowed a couch.
I guess she'll die.

 

[Pop_Rivit]

A new twist on the term "couch potato". I can't help but wonder if the little foam paint brushes are like lollipops to her.

 

[ToyotaNSaturn]

She gives new meaning to "more cushion for the pushin' "