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"This really is a lovely horse. I once rode her mother"
> > (Ted Walsh, Horse Racing Commentator)
> >
> > " Moses Kiptanui - the 19 year old Kenyan who turned 20 a few weeks
> > ago"
> > (David Coleman)
> >
> > "We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of
> > the race, only exactly the opposite"
> > Murray Walker)
> >
> > "The black players at this club lend the side a lot of skill and
> > flair, but you also need white players in there to balance things up
> > and give the team some brains and some common sense"
> > (Crystal Palace chairman Ron Noades, speaking in 1991)
> >
> > "It was like being in a foreign country"
> > (Ian Rush on the difficulties of adjusting to playing football and
> > living in Italy)
> >
> > "Bill Frindel has done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator"
> > (John Arlott)
> >
> > "Hodge scored for Forest after 22 seconds - totally against the run
> > of play"
> > (Peter Lorenzo)
> >
> > "We actually got the winner three minutes from the end but then they
> > equalised."
> > (Ian McNail)
> >
> > "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it
> > which is identical"
> > (Murray Walker)
> >
> > "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father"
> > (Greg Norman)
> >
> > "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of
> > them serious"
> > (Alan Minter)
> >
> > "The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball"
> > (John Francombe)
> >
> > "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same
> > thing again"
> > (Terry Venables)
> >
> > "We'll still be happy if we lose. It's on at the same time as the
> > Beer Festival"
> > (Noel O'Mahoney, Cork City boss, before the game in Munich)
> >
> > "I would not say David Ginola is the best left winger in the
> > Premiership, but there are none better."
> > (Ron Atkinson)
> >
> > "He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it
> > all over their faces."
> > (Ron Atkinson)
> >
> > "I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of
> > a lifetime for that prat."
> > (Ron Atkinson)
> >
> > "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge President is kissing
> > the cox of the Oxford crew "
> > (Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977)
> >
> > "Here we are in the Holy Land of Israel - a Mecca for tourists"
> > (David Vine)
> >
> > "Morcelli has the four fastest 1500-metres times ever. And all those
> > times are at 1500 meters"
> > (David Coleman)
> >
> > "Julian ***** is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven ***** on
> > the field"
> > (Metro Radio)
> >
> > "Her time is about 4.33, which she's capable of "
> > (David Coleman)
> >
> > Dennis Pennis : "Have you ever thought of writing your
> > autobiography?"
> > Chris Eubank : "On What ?"
> >
> > "To play Holland, you have to play the Dutch."
> > (Ruud Gullit)
> >
> > "Well either side could win it, or it could be a draw "
> > (Ron Atkinson)
> >
> > "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the
> > air for even longer."
> > (David Acfield)
> >
> > "What will you do when you leave football, Jack - will you stay in
> > football?"
> > (Stuart Hall - Radio 5 live)
> >
> > "I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona"
> > (Mark Draper - Aston Villa)
> >
> > "There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and
> > showing his class"
> > (David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics)
> >
> > "And for those of you who watched the last programme (Fanny and
> > Johnny Craddock), I hope your doughnuts turn out like Fanny's"
> > (David Coleman at the start of Match of the Day)
> >
> > "... and Ray Illingworth is relieving himself in front of the
> > pavilion"
> > (John Arlott)
> >
> > "These greens are so fast they must bikini wax them"
> > (Gary McCord on the greens at Augusta)
> >
> > "One of the reasons Arnold Palmer is playing so well is that, before
> > each tee-shot his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.
> > Oh my God, what have I just said?"
> > (USTV commentator Jonny Huntridge).
 
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