Olympic quotes

Status
Not open for further replies.
Joined
Nov 20, 2006
Messages
31,263
Location
MA, Mittelfranken.de
Olympic quotes



Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during
the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents,especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats it self, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC
president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian ***** is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven ***** on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that,
before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... oh
my God, what have I just said?"
 
Ha !!
lol.gif
banana2.gif
crackmeup2.gif
 
They need to haul Tim McCarver out of retirement; he was good for Captain-Obvious stuff.
 
To eljefino: Don't bash my man Tim McCarver.

He was hired to bridge the gap between sports mavens, experts and freaks and those of us who don't know all the details.

Sports dimbos (like me, for instance) can use a well spoken Southern Gentlemen to explain things. Kira

ps I think baseball and softball were sports added to the Olympics on a trial basis.

I believe the hosting country gets to add a sport and it will go through 2 or 3 Olympic cycles.

If someone knows.....
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top