I think I've figured it out. You see "lunch" is code for social security.....
Someone is stealing my lunch...
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When a red squirrel got under the hood and started chewing the insulation off the air conditioning hose, I mixed up a wad of nut butter with equal part of boric acid powder. Next day there were nibble marks on the wad. Haven't had any more insulation chewed since and it's been a couple months. Wouldn't give boric acid power to a person as not sure the effect, but any food theif gets what they deserve.
Pablo, that's a GREAT idea! That beats the Ex-Lax that sooo many have tried. I couldn't imagine how bad that shrimp fettucini alfredo or Hungry Man chicken entree would screw up someone's internals after it's been on the kitchen table for 7 days THEN placed in the freezer.
Of course, if you leave it out so long that, once opened, it immediately smells like a rotting corpse, you're probably defeating the purpose. Nope, IMO, just as with motor oil, effective additives are the key to achieving the desired "performance."
My cheese slices keep going. Wiped butt with one and added back into the pack. I'll see who goes missing for a few days soon he he
Nut butter? I hope you aren't saying what I think you may be saying.
Salt peter to keep the peter down.
At work, someone was stealing subs from the fridge. Someone got fed up and rubbed their sandwich around in the garbage can before sticking it in the fridge. Not sure if it worked but haven't heard of thief complaints lately.
Of course you can find much more interesting things to use than garbage juice... I'm wondering how long it takes superglue to set. If stolen while it's still liquid, that would really be priceless.
Of course you can find much more interesting things to use than garbage juice... I'm wondering how long it takes superglue to set. If stolen while it's still liquid, that would really be priceless.
Haha, no, just almond butter. Would have used cheaper peanut butter but that's all I had.Quote:
Nut butter? I hope you aren't saying what I think you may be saying.
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Nut butter? I hope you aren't saying what I think you may be saying.
lawlz, dude that just made my day!
Someone might try making a sandwich with unripe persimmons, and cayenne pepper.
Some of my flight-attendant friends tell me that a few drops of Visene in food or coffee will send you to the bathroom and keep you there for the better part of a day. Give that a shot.
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You want to risk causing any of these symptoms by slipping someone a vasoconstrictor? Better make sure your goal isn't just a harmless prank.
Lungs
Difficulty breathing
No breathing
Eyes and skin
Blurred vision
Blue lips and fingernails
Change in pupil size
Heart
High blood pressure (at first)
Low blood pressure (later)
Rapid heartbeat
Stomach and intestines
Nausea
Vomiting
Nervous system
Coma
Headache
Irritability
Nervousness
Tremors
Seizures
Other
Low body temperature
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetryzoline
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/002590.htm
PS: for what airline(s) do you friends the flight attendants work?
calm down, doctor. This is 6 drops versus 6 quarts.
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You can't know who is allergic to that particular chemical. It might take only a trace amount to kill someone. It doesn't take a doctor to comprehend that.
...says the man who has NO comment about the people above exposing people to feces (Hep A, B or C), rotten food (botulism), food cooked in mineral oil, and the chemicals contained in Ex-Lax. If you're going to come into a thread and b*tch, at least be consistent about it.
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I object to all the mentioned ways of getting even. I simply picked your particular example because it was the last one in the thread and because it seemed your buddies the airline attendants were committing what probably amounted to felonies.
People eat that khrapp called McDonalds! Compared to a bit too much ExLax, McDonalds looks like poison.
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At least you are using the ExLax sort of correctly.
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