Someone is stealing my lunch...

[GeaugaFletcher]

...and people have peanut and seafood allergies, too.

Really, you steal and eat somebody else's food, you take your chances.

That said, Visine is a pretty bad choice. It doesn't have the desired bathroom effect:

http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/visine.asp

 

[moribundman]

And people who do have food allergies avoid those foods.

In high school one of my classmates went into anaphylactic shock because some moron thought spraying air freshener in the guy's face was funny.

 

[Cutehumor]

I had someone steal my yogurt out of the fridge. I thought about buying yogurt and leave it refrigerated for 6 months and bring it to work for someone to eat some really old yogurt. but my conscience got to me.

 

[oilyriser]

chocolate yogurt... plus water drained after soaking a pound of beans in very little water, boiled down to a thick sweet ultra-farty syrup.

 

[daves66nova]

So what ever happened with the thief?