It's like I'm living in a dystopian future where everybody is wired into the Matrix or something. Everywhere I go, everybody is starring at their phones. When I say everybody, it's like 99%. Case in point, I'm walking my dog this morning and everyone I come by is walking while fixated on their phone. I call them "i-Zombies".
A few days ago, an i-Zombie almost got himself bit. I see this guy walking toward me on the bike trail. As he gets closer I see he's starring at his phone. I'm thinking, "is this guy going to watch where he's going?" Sure enough, as soon as he gets about 20 feet away, he begins drifting straight towards me (walking on the right side of the bike trail). Just as he gets about 8 feet away my dog busts into protection mode and goes berzerk at this guy. The guy snaps out of his trance and jumps back as I'm pulling back on the leash. Knowing he's 100% at fault, he apologizes to me!
I go to a restaurant and again, if they are not looking at the menu they are starring at their phones. Even while eating!
Reminds me a Star Trek the Next Generation episode where the entire crew had their minds hijacked by the use of head worn game someone picked up on a planet. Wesley was the last one on the ship who was not controlled by the game device and the others were trying to force it on him. I feel like I'm Westley!