Update, it's home and accounted for
My fathers car service very nicely loaned him a dealer plate for the afternoon, so we went to fetch it
We drove it up the block to a gas station, filled it, affixed plate and off we went
I drove it, my father following in Camry
The owner wasn't lying when he said the brakes were grinding, but they made it the 30 miles home from Jersey to SI
It does 65, that I can vouch for
All gears present
The idle is meh, and sometimes it needs an extra crank or two to start, but never stalled or failed to respond
Heat/AC appear to work, as does all windows and locks (D/S glass scratched tho)
I got all 3 keys, plus the keycode and owners manual
Neither keyfob worked, fresh batteries fixed that
Filled the gas, took it for a $20 car wash to knock the big dirt loose
Looks presentable, except for the hood

There's a minor front end clunk, I'm thinking more sway bar bushing/link than anything major
Ride was most impressive for inferior Ironman tires, and torsion beam rear suspension, and the high mileage
It's gonna be cold for the next week or two, so I'll fix little this and that things for little to no money before I put in a $250 order or so for brakes, filters, wiper blades, maintenance bits and pieces
I've got an old USA-SPEC Bluetooth kit laying around from when my Camry had its factory HU, I might order a replacement mic and throw it in
Bluetooth calling/streaming on a factory radio with steering wheel control is most necessary in todays driving
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