On a young couples wedding night after the consummation the young bride turned to her new husband and said "Give me $20". The young husband complied and this continued throughout their marriage.
After 30 years of marriage the husband came home and said to his wife "I really wish we could afford to retire". The wife goes into another room and returns with her bank statements. She shows him an account with well over One Million Dollars!!
She tells him, "Every time we have had sex I have asked you for $20. I have taken that money over the years and with some investing we have enough for your dream retirement."
The husband shakes his head and says, "If I had know what you were doing, I would have given you ALL of my business!"
After 30 years of marriage the husband came home and said to his wife "I really wish we could afford to retire". The wife goes into another room and returns with her bank statements. She shows him an account with well over One Million Dollars!!
She tells him, "Every time we have had sex I have asked you for $20. I have taken that money over the years and with some investing we have enough for your dream retirement."
The husband shakes his head and says, "If I had know what you were doing, I would have given you ALL of my business!"
