my favorite:
In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. - by Gaulle, Charles De.
(Geez, I hope I don't get another vacation....honest, I only cut-n-pasted and I didn't mean to say "my favorite:" out loud......) I don't like politicians, er, I mean, ummm, I meant to say I don't like politicians.(stop typing dude...you're embarrassing yourself) What I mean is I don't like POLITICS. That's it, that's what I meant! (the others fit as well)