Overnight visit (joke)

[sbc350gearhead]

Grandpa and Grandma were visiting the kids overnight, when Grandpa found a
>bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet. He asked the son about using one of the pills. The son said, "I don't think you should take one; they're very strong and very expensive."
>
>"How much?" asked Grandpa.
>
>$10.00 a pill," answered the son. "I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one,and I'll leave the money under your pillow as soon as I break this $50.00."
>
>The next morning the son found $110.00 under his pillow. The son said "I
>told you each pill was $10.00, not $110.00."

I know," said Grandpa. "The hundred is from Grandma."

 

[Shannow]

An old guy fills his prescription for viagra at the local chemist.

Just as the pharmacist is about to hand him the pills, the guy says "can you cut each one into quarters for me ?"

Pharmacist replies that he won't as they won't have their "full" effect.

"That's OK" says the old guy..." I don't want the "full effect", I just don't want to drip on my shoes when I'm at the urinal anymore".

 

[sbc350gearhead]

I liked that one.