I spent 7 years at the health center there and somehow I do not remember coming across this bridge...View attachment 74178
This is a bridge over Rt 4 in Farmington CT, aka "The Big Bird Bridge" I am almost 60 and I recall it saying "Big Bird" when i was in my tweens.
It is so baked into the local folklore that when the HS decided to retire its questionable mascot, a suggestion came in to rebadge the teams "The Big Bird Bridgers"
As to keep on topic, i can imagine the reflection of this bridge in a sphere of labradorite might make it look more presentable.
OT: I'm an orthoclaise guy myself.