New neighbor and her car

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Originally Posted By: PT1
My new neighbor moved in about a week ago and today while I was out in the garage she came over and asked if I could come by and help her with her car sometime later on. I said ok and about 20 minutes later walked over and found her washing her Mustang convertible in her bikini. She had the soap all over the hood and had the car all lathered up and was leaning across the hood and was all lathered up herself and then sort of spraying water and suds all over herself. I was a bit embarassed as she is maybe late 20's blonde and very athletic looking but didn't want to offend her. When she saw me come around the corner she just smiled and said " wanna help me?".

I was about to help her with the car when I spotted a quart of Royal Purple 5w30 on the shelf in her garage...so I turned around and said "no thanks" and went home.

My question is: Do you think I should have told her about the benefits of Pennzoil Platinum Full Synthetic or not.
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If you're single and she's single: --->
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If either of you are married: --->
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Originally Posted By: Drew99GT
This is the best thread ever posted on BITOG.


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If this is the best thread this site it doomed.
 
Originally Posted By: Johnny
Well heck, I just got home and he had me. I could care less what kind of oil you saw or what kind of oil she uses, I WANT PICTURES OF THE MUSTANG.


hah!
 
Originally Posted By: PT1
My new neighbor moved in about a week ago and today while I was out in the garage she came over and asked if I could come by and help her with her car sometime later on. I said ok and about 20 minutes later walked over and found her washing her Mustang convertible in her bikini. She had the soap all over the hood and had the car all lathered up and was leaning across the hood and was all lathered up herself and then sort of spraying water and suds all over herself. I was a bit embarassed as she is maybe late 20's blonde and very athletic looking but didn't want to offend her. When she saw me come around the corner she just smiled and said " wanna help me?".

I was about to help her with the car when I spotted a quart of Royal Purple 5w30 on the shelf in her garage...so I turned around and said "no thanks" and went home.

My question is: Do you think I should have told her about the benefits of Pennzoil Platinum Full Synthetic or not.
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You clearly are batting for my team or else you need to get your head checked.
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You clearly are batting for my team or else you need to get your head checked.
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Say what? You been takin a pull or two on the Wild Turkey north of the border. Maybe it's the Indian summer deal.
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I hope this is a joke and not a true story or I am going to be really upset. First many young women like older men! I am 36 and I am 18-26 year old man candy I kid you not! I might as well wear a sign advertising the fact. On the other hand women my own age and older could care less about me I might as well be invisable! So go figure!

Second any time a woman is in a bikini and ask you to join in it does not matter if it is mud wrestling or manure shoveling the answer should always be yes!!!Go see your doctor and get your testosterone checked and maybe iron levels too because something is not right with you if this is a true story!Heck I would even hold her purse for her to go help here pick out another outfit or two and Victoria's Secret!Holding the purse for a hottie makes other think you are more of a catch then you might really be!
 
Originally Posted By: sayjac
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You clearly are batting for my team or else you need to get your head checked.
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Say what? You been takin a pull or two on the Wild Turkey north of the border. Maybe it's the Indian summer deal.
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HUH?
 
Originally Posted By: StevieC
You clearly are batting for my team or else you need to get your head checked.
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LOL!
 
Originally Posted By: JohnBrowning
I hope this is a joke and not a true story or I am going to be really upset. First many young women like older men! I am 36 and I am 18-26 year old man candy I kid you not! I might as well wear a sign advertising the fact. On the other hand women my own age and older could care less about me I might as well be invisable! So go figure!

Second any time a woman is in a bikini and ask you to join in it does not matter if it is mud wrestling or manure shoveling the answer should always be yes!!!Go see your doctor and get your testosterone checked and maybe iron levels too because something is not right with you if this is a true story!Heck I would even hold her purse for her to go help here pick out another outfit or two and Victoria's Secret!Holding the purse for a hottie makes other think you are more of a catch then you might really be!



I'm with ya here! I am 40 and alway seem to attract the young one too! At work I'm always flirted with and they know I am married - seems to make me even MORE attractive to them!
 
Sounds like the perfect fantasy. A hot chick giving herself and her car a bath with a bottle of RP on the self.
 
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You forgot to add that since she's blonde she was washing the Mustang with the top down.
 
Look at the bright side. PT1 would have soiled himself during his dream had she owned a Honda product and had a non Z-1 ATF on the shelf! :)
 
Anyone who actually believes that story is about 11qts short of a full case. And I don't care what brand of oil is in the case either.
 
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