How about...
If you are in santa monica....
Rent Control Brew
Or...
Schmooze Roast
If you want to sell to off-vine or some of the trendier restaurants
Dirty Litle Secret Roast
Venice Beach Blend (If your coffee is exceptionally caffeinated or otherwise "special"...)
David Geffen Sucks Coffee...(If they won't serve it at the beach...)
Union Station Coffee
Chavez Ravine Blend (if you like the dodgers)
Fashionably Late Coffee
PST Coffee
Red Light Brew
Flow of Traffic brew
Pacific Electric Coffee
Red Car Coffee
Blue line / red line / gold line coffee
sunset boulevard roast
Governator roast
Wet Suit roast
Fake People blend
Peoples Republic of California Coffee Co.
(LAX) Redeye Flight Blend
Dog Clothing Cofee
(Many stupid people in LA clothe their dogs)
Celebrity Star Maps Coffee
Blue State Coffee
SigAlert Coffee
(For you non-cali folks, caltrans and the CHP declares a sigalert when there's an accident that will take more than 30 mins to clear and the backup is prohibitive.. basically means avoid that freeway like the plague)
Speeding Ticket Coffee
Rodney King Roast (Kicks your *** ...)
North Hollywood Roast (If you like your coffee hot smoggy and boring)
Hearst Castle Joe
3rd Street Promenade Coffee (Or just 3rd street coffee)
(Non LA folks, 3rd street promenade is by the santa monica pier, lots of street musicians and eclectic folks)
Palisades Coffeee
Colorado Parade coffee
Where have you bean?
I'll try to think of some more... Hope those at least give you guys ideas.
[ December 16, 2004, 01:45 PM: Message edited by: heyheylbj ]