There's been a bunch of little stuff around the office that drives me nuts! Finally smuggled a camera in to document for the world:
1: I look at this whenever I have to use the stall. My (former) boss typed it! He's one of those idiots who thinks a $40 home depot water saver toilet is just as bad as a real name brand one and there's no hope and those darn greenies are to blame etc.
2: In the kitchen is this demotivating label.
3: But wait, there's a workaround...
4: Pull the drawer and the world is your oyster!
My boss whipped out his thermal labelmaker telling us to be careful pulling the paper towel lever or it'll jam...
There's a diagram inside the dispenser (lock picks real easy) about how to properly load towels. We had a series of janitors who would not load back around the rear spring loaded pulley! We see, below, that the towels are loaded correctly. I used to pick the lock when the towels jammed and reroute the paper properly.
We had a big coffee maker that was all plumbed into the cold water, and packets of coffee that made a ~10 cup thermos. This was abandoned in place and someone got a $9 walmart drip coffee maker to take its place.
1: I look at this whenever I have to use the stall. My (former) boss typed it! He's one of those idiots who thinks a $40 home depot water saver toilet is just as bad as a real name brand one and there's no hope and those darn greenies are to blame etc.

2: In the kitchen is this demotivating label.

3: But wait, there's a workaround...

4: Pull the drawer and the world is your oyster!


My boss whipped out his thermal labelmaker telling us to be careful pulling the paper towel lever or it'll jam...

There's a diagram inside the dispenser (lock picks real easy) about how to properly load towels. We had a series of janitors who would not load back around the rear spring loaded pulley! We see, below, that the towels are loaded correctly. I used to pick the lock when the towels jammed and reroute the paper properly.

We had a big coffee maker that was all plumbed into the cold water, and packets of coffee that made a ~10 cup thermos. This was abandoned in place and someone got a $9 walmart drip coffee maker to take its place.
