My stupid office

[Pablo]

Originally Posted By: refaller
Nobody ever heard of a courtesy flush?

ref


Flush you're buddy before he stink's up the joint!

Our [censored]'s suck stronger that a nuclear concrete pump, so beware of testicle stretch! Its about the only thing that sorta help's keep the fecal/vomit/acrid who know's what stink come's out of people level down.

We need more sign's at work.

 

[The_Jeff]

Well here's some more:

1) Brown nosing coworker has the key to the room where we lock the label maker. He borrows it or cajoles approval for making all these stupid labels. Nobody has ever tried to climb these shelves!!

2) Immediate supervisor is getting sick of the lack of communication. He contradicts himself in his emails which we all save and point out the inconsistincies.

3) Same supervisor is so full of himself he's putting memos over scopes & stuff we need to do our jobs.

 

[crinkles]

wow you work in a weird place

waht do you do for a living

 

[Pablo]

That place is "sign crazy"!!

 

[tom slick]

"Sign Sign everywhere a sign
Blocking out the scenery breaking my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign"

 

[The_Jeff]

I work in TV but tried keeping the photos generic like they'd apply to any office.

 

[Quattro Pete]

Originally Posted By: eljefino

Heh... my boss starts calling me if I don't acknowledge the receipt of his email within 30 minutes.

 

[calvin1]

Originally Posted By: Quattro Pete
Originally Posted By: eljefino

Heh... my boss starts calling me if I don't acknowledge the receipt of his email within 30 minutes.


Sounds like my boss of about 8 years ago. We paid for a voicemail service that our branch offices could dial to receive "broadcasts". Then we got email and could send emails to every branch manager as well. I just shook my head everytime something "urgent" came up. There would be a fax to each branch for them to check their email for a message that said to check their voicemail for an important post.

 

[JustinH]

My boss has nothing to do all day, so she calls up cross site meetings with other worker bee's in 3 states.

East coast and westcoast, starting at 8am eastern.

5am west coast time.

We all get on this fancy conference call in the room, and nobody wants to talk (or has anything to talk about).

She will talk about one 30 second issue, and then we go into 15 minutes of "I don't have anything else to say, unless you guys do"..

Such a waste of time. Corporate drones..

 

[Shannow]

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,25114165-8362,00.html

 

[Cutehumor]

I couldn't put up with that nonsense. I would have left a message of my own. 3 bean burritos from taco bell for lunch would do it... sans flush.