Motorcycle accident

Kestas

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While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay? As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with a cleavage to die for. "I'm okay I think." I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look. She said, "Get in and I'll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head." "That's nice of you," I answered, "But I don't think my wife will like me doing that!" "Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly." Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this." We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now." Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?" "My guess is that she's still in the ditch."
 
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I heard about a cyclist in training who's chain broke on a California desert road. A guy in a convertible Corvette pulled over and offered a ride but the cyclist, while thankful, refused to leave his expensive racing bike on the roadside. Thr Corvette driver opened up his trunk, retrieved a rope and coaches whistle, tied the rope to the bike and gave him the whistle. "I'll go slow. If you need me to slow down more whistle once. If you want to stop blow repeatedly." About 10 miles into the trip a Shelby Mustang came alongside the Corvette, taunting the driver into an impromptu race. Completely forgetting about the bicycle he took the bait and accelerated to over 120 MPH. They blew by a CHP patrol car, astonishing the officer. He radioed to another officer further down the road: "You're going to have a Corvette and a Mustang coming at you doing 130 AND A GUY ON A BICYCLE BLOWING A WHISTLE TRYING TO PASS THEM UP"
 
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