Lady & three sons

Joined
Mar 21, 2004
Messages
29,649
Location
Near the beach in Delaware
An elderly lady whose vision was not very good due to her age had three that had done well for themselves. They got to talking that mom was getting old and might need some help. The first son said he was getting mom a new Mercedes with a driver. The second says he would buy mom a mansion with many bedrooms so she would no longer be cramped in her small house. The third said he was buying mom a parrot that had memorized all the books of the Bible along with many great works from Shakespeare and others.

After a few months the mom contacted her son and said she did not have anywhere to go and the driver was rude. She did not need the car so please come and get it.

She contacted the other done and said she only lived in one room, yet had to clean the entire house so please sell it.

She contacted the last son and said you really know how to buy a present for your mom. That chicken was great.
 
Back
Top