HA!! When our kids were in 4H we raised goats. One morning, at 2a.m., my nightgowned wife opened up our front door to someone knocking to be blasted by police spotlights and the feeble voice of the local sheep farm shepard reach out "are these your goats we found wandering on the road?"
No, they weren't. Hope they enjoyed the "spotlight through the nightgown" show, LOL.