Landline Telephone with Answering Machine

[goblin]

...
At my home, at any given time, there's a 50/50 chance my wife knows where her cell phone is.

Lack of discipline and marital training will do this...

At my home, at any given time, there's a 100/100 chance I know where my wife's cell phone is.

I get yelled at if I don't, so - there.

 

[Paco Pena]

I still use a very old AEL Microtel pirated from my office many years ago. Push button but one of the early ones. You could beat someone to death with the receiver.

Paco

 

[Dinoburner]

Nearly 20 year old Panasonic here on original bats.