I'll start it off. The worser the betterer.
What do you call someone who only believes 12.5% of the Bible?
What do you call someone who only believes 12.5% of the Bible?
An eigth-iest
I've been bad, so pun-ish me! Let's hear your best puns and dad jokes.
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One Atheist That was pretty good but not very punny.
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I prefer science jokes but only periodically.
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Did you hear about the man who lost his left side? He's all right now.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
"Watch out for the screen door," he said in a strained voice.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
"Watch out for the screen door," he said in a strained voice.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
Where is Engagement, Ohio?
Half way Between Dayton, and Marion
in reality, Mechanicsburg is closest to being the halfway point between Dayton and Marion
Why did the Scarecrow get an award?
He was outstanding in his Field
Half way Between Dayton, and Marion
in reality, Mechanicsburg is closest to being the halfway point between Dayton and Marion
Why did the Scarecrow get an award?
He was outstanding in his Field
Why do fluorescent lights and transformers hum?
They always forget the words
A rabbit, a priest and a nun go to donate blood. The volunteer asks, "What type are you?" The rabbit replied, "I don't know about these other two, I'm pretty sure I'm a type-o."
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How do billboards talk?
sign language
