is your dog a lap dog?

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Originally Posted By: bubbatime
I cant stand lap dogs. A dog sitting in my lap that refuses to get down is getting punched in the face.


What the heck.
 
I am a dog lover, our Brichon mix (we think) is about 16 lbs, and is more a lap dog for my wife than me, unless I have food, then he really loves me. He obeys quite well, (when he wants to). WE got him from the local pound, about a year and a half ago, and think he is now about 4 years old. he is a real quiet dog. We had him for about a month, and was beginning to think he didn't have a voice, then another dog excited him and he barked. But he RARELY barks.
 
He definitely is. I have no idea what he is, probably some chihuahua in him but he's a mix of 100 different dogs it seems. About 14-15 pounds and never barks. His name is Toby. I also have a lap cat named Buddy. Here's the two of them at the vet, they're best friends.

 
Originally Posted By: Superflan
Originally Posted By: Dyusik
My dog weighs as much as my wife does, so I guess he could be.


Wait... is she easier on food?

Yes, but the dog is still cheaper to feed
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wrcsixeight, that photo is awesome. That expression evokes the imagination like a great painting:

- I look innocent, but if my master only knew...
- This is the result of too much brew after guys-night-out!
- I'm sorry about that couch cushion...sob.
- That is definitely not my poo next to the front door.
- I have no idea what happened to that sandwich left on the table edge
- Just give me a bath. I can't resist rolling in dead animal carcass.
- That black cat with white stripe down it's back looked friendly.
 
Originally Posted By: bubbatime
I cant stand lap dogs. A dog sitting in my lap that refuses to get down is getting punched in the face.


Spoken like a true friend of animals everywhere......NOT!
 
Originally Posted By: RTexasF
Originally Posted By: bubbatime
I cant stand lap dogs. A dog sitting in my lap that refuses to get down is getting punched in the face.


Spoken like a true friend of animals everywhere......NOT!


Its called sarcasm, you should try it sometime. I hate dogs in my lap, sorry. I dont punch dogs in the face. Unless they deserve it.
 
Originally Posted By: bubbatime
Originally Posted By: RTexasF
Originally Posted By: bubbatime
I cant stand lap dogs. A dog sitting in my lap that refuses to get down is getting punched in the face.


Spoken like a true friend of animals everywhere......NOT!


Its called sarcasm, you should try it sometime. I hate dogs in my lap, sorry. I dont punch dogs in the face. Unless they deserve it.


Try punching my dog in the face and you won't have one.
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Originally Posted By: Malo83
Originally Posted By: bubbatime
Originally Posted By: RTexasF
bubbatime said:
I cant stand lap dogs. A dog sitting in my lap that refuses to get down is getting punched in the face.


Spoken like a true friend of animals everywhere......NOT!


Its called sarcasm, you should try it sometime. I hate dogs in my lap, sorry. I dont punch dogs in the face. Unless they deserve it.


Try punching my dog in the face and you won't have one.
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