Let's not confuse conservative driving with slow driving. The people you guys are complaining about are just slow. I consider myself conservative. I accelerate at an APPROPRIATE rate, I leave room in front of me, I don't get agressive and I signal when turning or changing lanes. When merging onto the highway, I LOVE to jump on the gas pedal and wind out that 3800 V6, blowing past the grandma in front of me trying to merge onto a 70 mph freeway at 40. Once I get up to speed though, I settle down and go with the flow, maybe a little faster depending.
So don't complain about conservative drivers, complain about the slow ones. And for the record, I think taking it easy will certainly enhance the longevity of the powertrain and a regular dose of Fuel Power, or another good cleaner, will eliminate any carbon problems that might crop up.