From the line I give you, without googling it!
"I need medical transportation!"----
"And that!.... is the only time I've ever pushed a woman out of a tree"-----
"I bet that is the only time in history the headline of the newspaper could contain the words beaver and nipple and nobody be offended by it"---
"The tire FLEW OFF and hit her in the face! And you saw it and you were like OooooooOOOOHHH!! The tire just hit that woman in the, in the FACE! Oh wait there gonna show it again look look look!"----
"Cuff me... I'm beggin ya... I'll make a million dollars telling this story if you write me a ticket for going eleven miles an hour..."----
"I was watching tv sitting on a beanbag chair naked eating cheatos......."----
"I put up 12 celeiling fans in her double wide... That mighta been too many! She turned em all on one wednesday and her roof took off"----
"I saw a blue prius! Do you really drive one of those cars? AHAHAHAHAHa That is not a car, that is a lunchbox! did you know that if you stick your hand out the window on the highway the car will turnn?"-----
"SILENCE!!!! I KILL YOU!!!"------
"When I was a kid, we used to have airraid drills at school.. Dunno why. Maybe to remind me... I could die at any minute!"--
"I said baby you aren't gonna believe this... We just hit a deer with our airplane...And there was a silence, on the other end of the line.... followed by, Oh my god were you on the ground!?!"----
"I stood there goin BEGONE SATTIINN! Hellooo shamooo....."----
"I need medical transportation!"----
"And that!.... is the only time I've ever pushed a woman out of a tree"-----
"I bet that is the only time in history the headline of the newspaper could contain the words beaver and nipple and nobody be offended by it"---
"The tire FLEW OFF and hit her in the face! And you saw it and you were like OooooooOOOOHHH!! The tire just hit that woman in the, in the FACE! Oh wait there gonna show it again look look look!"----
"Cuff me... I'm beggin ya... I'll make a million dollars telling this story if you write me a ticket for going eleven miles an hour..."----
"I was watching tv sitting on a beanbag chair naked eating cheatos......."----
"I put up 12 celeiling fans in her double wide... That mighta been too many! She turned em all on one wednesday and her roof took off"----
"I saw a blue prius! Do you really drive one of those cars? AHAHAHAHAHa That is not a car, that is a lunchbox! did you know that if you stick your hand out the window on the highway the car will turnn?"-----
"SILENCE!!!! I KILL YOU!!!"------
"When I was a kid, we used to have airraid drills at school.. Dunno why. Maybe to remind me... I could die at any minute!"--
"I said baby you aren't gonna believe this... We just hit a deer with our airplane...And there was a silence, on the other end of the line.... followed by, Oh my god were you on the ground!?!"----
"I stood there goin BEGONE SATTIINN! Hellooo shamooo....."----
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