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I'm sorry sir. Do you really want to do that?
Do what?
Buy that product? Have you thought it out?
Who are you?
Oil and filter police, sir. Just doing my job. You're about to commit a 409-AB3 violation. Fram buying out of ignorance. Now please step away from the Fram, sir.
Now that would make a great commercial. Picture it: This guy is about to reach for a Fram filter when this unformed "cop" slaps the cuffs on him and pulls his hand away from the filter on the shelf.
"You're under arrest for the attempted abuse of your car's engine. You have the right to remain silent..."