Floridian called 911 three times over McDonald's chicken shortage
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0303091mcnugget1.html
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When you have to have chicken nuggets you get stressed when there is none.
There are other places that serve chicken in an array of formats...
Hey, this is my 8,000th post! 2,700 more witty one-liners and I'll match Steve's post count!
Hey, this is my 8,000th post! 2,700 more witty one-liners and I'll match Steve's post count!
Doesn't surprise me, they call police for any and every thing.
Originally Posted By: ToyotaNSaturn
There are other places that serve chicken in an array of formats...
That's right! Let's not forget, "parts is parts"
There are other places that serve chicken in an array of formats...
That's right! Let's not forget, "parts is parts"
"Parts of what?"
"...formerly living...things."
"...formerly living...things."
I'd get that way about nachos.
It isn't food
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Seems like a reasonable response to the problem ...if you ask me
Is this same person that called for a lack of lemonade at BK? Fast food is promised FAST, like a few minutes, and not the next day, Hades you can stay home and DIY deny yourself. This brave American was out trying to save the economy buying up everything they saw, with no impulse control, like we all should be doing really right now. It is not their fault that they are addicted to the psychoactive drugs in the nuggets used to keep the chickens from wastefully killing each other in their luxury, state of the art pens. Yes there are "parts" across the street, but those are tenders, darn it, and not nuggets. Excuse me, I just figured out it has been over 2 hrs. since I last had fast food, I am letting America down, when she really needs me, so I am off, and they better have what I order.
Narcissistic Personality Disorder?
Originally Posted By: Gary Allan
Seems like a reasonable response to the problem ...if you ask me
Are you being sarcastic or serious?
If you are serious imagine you are trying to get a hold of 911 because your loved one is having a heart attack or just got shot or any other real emergency is happening to you and you get put on hold because there are people filling up the lines with complaints about their McDonald's experience. I do understand her frustration about not getting her money back and being told you have to pick something else......but that is not an emergency.
Seems like a reasonable response to the problem ...if you ask me
Are you being sarcastic or serious?
If you are serious imagine you are trying to get a hold of 911 because your loved one is having a heart attack or just got shot or any other real emergency is happening to you and you get put on hold because there are people filling up the lines with complaints about their McDonald's experience. I do understand her frustration about not getting her money back and being told you have to pick something else......but that is not an emergency.
Originally Posted By: mcrn
imagine you are trying to get a hold of 911 because your loved one is having a heart attack
What's more important, MY chicken nuggets or YOUR inconvenient heart attack? Duh!
(Hopefully my sarcasm came shining through)
imagine you are trying to get a hold of 911 because your loved one is having a heart attack
What's more important, MY chicken nuggets or YOUR inconvenient heart attack? Duh!
(Hopefully my sarcasm came shining through)
Originally Posted By: oilyriser
Narcissistic Personality Disorder?
I agree.
Narcissistic Personality Disorder?
I agree.
Well in the spirit of that, I was just sent this:
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Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Exotic Dancer Demands Payment After Breaking Nose On Dancing Pole - As If Anyone Noticed She Had A Nose Anyway
Brisbane, Queensland - Australia (The Weekly Vice) -- Lisa Lewis, a 27-year-old exotic dancer at Brisbane's Sexpo Expo is demanding that organizers pay up after she slipped during a pole routine and reportedly broke her nose.
Lewis, a New Zealander who dubs herself an "international star" says she slipped during a Friday performance due to a "faulty" pole. She claims that she asked organizers to change out the pole after performing a routine on it on Thursday.
"I have video footage of a performance where their pole was dodgy and they insisted I use it on my second show," said Lewis.
The complaint comes after event organizers reportedly ejected Lewis after determining that her routine was "too risque".
"I kept my G-string on and feel I was classy throughout," added Lewis.
Sexpo General Manager, Rob Godwin, disagreed.
"She was wearing a G-string, but she was putting her hands in her underpants," Said Godwin. "That behavior breaches our licensing laws - and she had already received a warning."
Godwin went on to address the issue of the pole, stating "There is nothing wrong with the pole. We have held the Australian pole-dancing championship heats on that pole for the past four days - there hasn't been a single problem with it."
The Weekly Vice Opinion:
So there you have it folks, proof that drama exists in every corner of the globe over every issue imaginable. Besides, who can resist a headline like this?
Danny Vice
The Weekly Vice
http://www.theweeklyvice.com
Lines to note: The complaint comes after event organizers reportedly ejected Lewis after determining that her routine was "too risque".
"I kept my G-string on and feel I was classy throughout," added Lewis.
I don't think the link is work-safe, so don't visit at work.
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Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Exotic Dancer Demands Payment After Breaking Nose On Dancing Pole - As If Anyone Noticed She Had A Nose Anyway
Brisbane, Queensland - Australia (The Weekly Vice) -- Lisa Lewis, a 27-year-old exotic dancer at Brisbane's Sexpo Expo is demanding that organizers pay up after she slipped during a pole routine and reportedly broke her nose.
Lewis, a New Zealander who dubs herself an "international star" says she slipped during a Friday performance due to a "faulty" pole. She claims that she asked organizers to change out the pole after performing a routine on it on Thursday.
"I have video footage of a performance where their pole was dodgy and they insisted I use it on my second show," said Lewis.
The complaint comes after event organizers reportedly ejected Lewis after determining that her routine was "too risque".
"I kept my G-string on and feel I was classy throughout," added Lewis.
Sexpo General Manager, Rob Godwin, disagreed.
"She was wearing a G-string, but she was putting her hands in her underpants," Said Godwin. "That behavior breaches our licensing laws - and she had already received a warning."
Godwin went on to address the issue of the pole, stating "There is nothing wrong with the pole. We have held the Australian pole-dancing championship heats on that pole for the past four days - there hasn't been a single problem with it."
The Weekly Vice Opinion:
So there you have it folks, proof that drama exists in every corner of the globe over every issue imaginable. Besides, who can resist a headline like this?
Danny Vice
The Weekly Vice
http://www.theweeklyvice.com
Lines to note: The complaint comes after event organizers reportedly ejected Lewis after determining that her routine was "too risque".
"I kept my G-string on and feel I was classy throughout," added Lewis.
I don't think the link is work-safe, so don't visit at work.
javacontour said:Well in the spirit of that, I was just sent this:
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Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Exotic Dancer Demands Payment After Breaking Nose On Dancing Pole - As If Anyone Noticed She Had A Nose Anyway
Brisbane, Queensland - Australia (The Weekly Vice) -- Lisa Lewis, a 27-year-old exotic dancer at Brisbane's Sexpo Expo is demanding that organizers pay up after she slipped during a pole routine and reportedly broke her nose....
Originally Posted By: ToyotaNSaturn
You'll just have to search for her name... The website URL is inmy quote, just no specific link to the story.
Dang leg humpers....
You'll just have to search for her name... The website URL is inmy quote, just no specific link to the story.
Dang leg humpers....
Workplace should take reasonable precautions against accidents, including the possible altering of friction coefficients. It's a hard call.
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Are you being sarcastic or serious?
Well ..if you don't know ..I'm certainly not going to tell you
Are you being sarcastic or serious?
Well ..if you don't know ..I'm certainly not going to tell you
Originally Posted By: Gary Allan
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Are you being sarcastic or serious?
Well ..if you don't know ..I'm certainly not going to tell you
That's it Gary, keep him in suspenders......
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Are you being sarcastic or serious?
Well ..if you don't know ..I'm certainly not going to tell you
That's it Gary, keep him in suspenders......
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