I got three quarts of kreen on the way!

[demarpaint]

Originally Posted By: Trav


A few more post and i may get a free can of Kroil after 3 yrs!

Great stuff, cleans carbon fouling out of rifle barrels easily. Does that shameless plug qualify me for a bottle? Or do I have to post data to prove it?

 

[Trav]

Shameless plugs like that don't qualify!
We demand all sorts of ginned up data you will never be able to produce of we call it snake oil.

Just because it looks clean to you doesn't mean it is. Whatever your eyes, ears and feeling tells you is worthless.

 

[demarpaint]

Originally Posted By: Trav


Just because it looks clean to you doesn't mean it is. Whatever your eyes, ears and feeling tells you is worthless.


Oh OK so w/o data I don't qualify. I got it now!

 

[Trav]

No no Frank you don't get it. You need to gin some photos up and data up, its easy.

First find out what the good compression numbers for your engine are supposed to be then gin up some low numbers (it helps to make one look worse than the others).
Then come back in a few weeks with almost factory numbers.

For good pics remove the valve cover and get a good shot of the mess then rotate the engine so the cam lobes are in a different position (a common mistake) then perform a little manual cleaning.
Take a pic (make sure you move the date on your camera up 3 months)

Repeat a few times till you have the desired result.

To dismiss a product..
Pull the valve cover take a pic, rotate the engine, move the camera date up and take another pic.
Repeat a few times. DO NOT USE THE PRODUCT, just say you did, no one will know the difference.

Course you would have to be unscrupulous and on the take from a crooked company to engage in such shenanigans but thats how its done.

 

[demarpaint]

Originally Posted By: Trav
No no Frank you don't get it. You need to gin some photos up and data up, its easy.

First find out what the good compression numbers for your engine are supposed to be then gin up some low numbers (it helps to make one look worse than the others).
Then come back in a few weeks with almost factory numbers.

For good pics remove the valve cover and get a good shot of the mess then rotate the engine so the cam lobes are in a different position (a common mistake) then perform a little manual cleaning.
Take a pic (make sure you move the date on your camera up 3 months)

Repeat a few times till you have the desired result.

To dismiss a product..
Pull the valve cover take a pic, rotate the engine, move the camera date up and take another pic.
Repeat a few times. DO NOT USE THE PRODUCT, just say you did, no one will know the difference.

Course you would have to be unscrupulous and on the take from a crooked company to engage in such shenanigans but thats how its done.


LOL I need something more original, its been done already. Good point about the cam lobes.

 

[electrolover]

This stuff makes me want to develop my own additive. Im just gonna start mixing stuff from the paint store together like xylene and toluene and maybe some atf for color and hype the heck out of it. Im pretty sure I could sell just about anything.
Im gonna call it "Electrolover's clean so good makes you slap yo mamma sludge cleaner" call it slap yo mamma for short.

 

[electrolover]

Who wants to test "slap yo mamma" for me? Im headed to Sherwin Williams right now!

 

[demarpaint]

Originally Posted By: electrolover
Who wants to test "slap yo mamma" for me? Im headed to Sherwin Williams right now!


Send me a free sample I'll hype it for you. For a T-shirt I'll become a shill.

 

[electrolover]

Ok. It comes in a mason jar with a paper label. Purely for cosmetic reasons.

 

[demarpaint]

Originally Posted By: electrolover
Ok. It comes in a mason jar with a paper label. Purely for cosmetic reasons.


Will it be legal in CA?

 

[electrolover]

This is so good its only legal in mexico! Dont worry about it. Nobody knows whats in the box. Its also a pretty good octane booster and fuel injector cleaner.

No reason to wait and debate, try Slap Yo Mamma today!

 

[TuBon_gRips]

Originally Posted By: demarpaint
Originally Posted By: electrolover
Ok. It comes in a mason jar with a paper label. Purely for cosmetic reasons.


Will it be legal in CA?


If it is, I'll "try" it

Right up until ATF, it sounded like the makings of a good fuel system cleaner (sans-PEA, though) or parts cleaner. With the ATF... well [censored] depending on which type you use it might still be an alright fuel system cleaner HAHAHA

 

[electrolover]

For the fuel system add we will omit the atf and replace it with 2 cycle oil.

 

[electrolover]

Well just a little advise. If you order kreen request signature upon delivery. Otherwise fedex will thro it on the porch and it will be gone before you get home.

One thing I will say for kano labs, they sent a new package out today and didnt give me the run around.
I hope someone enjoys their free kreen, but they probably just trashed it because they were looking for something of value..

 

[TuBon_gRips]

Originally Posted By: electrolover
Well just a little advise. If you order kreen request signature upon delivery. Otherwise fedex will thro it on the porch and it will be gone before you get home.

One thing I will say for kano labs, they sent a new package out today and didnt give me the run around.
I hope someone enjoys their free kreen, but they probably just trashed it because they were looking for something of value..

Or... hope they (don't) decide to try and drink the stuff.

 

[electrolover]

They probably smelled it and decided to make drugs out of it.
Some guy is walking around right now saying "im all jacked up on kreen"

Good news is I got artems package today. So im about to go and add some kreen to my truck!

 

[electrolover]

Just got my kreen in from kano finally. They reshipped it friday so that was pretty quick.

 

[Turk]

Got mine as well. My Cousin's 2002 Saturn SL1 I found for him burns a good amount of oil, so he'll be my test case with Kreen. I'll change his oil & Kreen goes in Saturday.

 

[demarpaint]

Originally Posted By: Turk
Got mine as well. My Cousin's 2002 Saturn SL1 I found for him burns a good amount of oil, so he'll be my test case with Kreen. I'll change his oil & Kreen goes in Saturday.



This goes w/o saying but..........Please keep us updated!

 

[Trav]

Originally Posted By: electrolover
One thing I will say for kano labs, they sent a new package out today and didnt give me the run around.

Quality company, customer satisfaction. Nuff said.