I found the perfect home for @GON

[Owen Lucas]

About $62MM over my budget.

Home office is amazing and views are great.

Tennis court looks like it's more for show than actually playing. I'd have to get a dog just to recover all the tennis balls I'd lose.

 

[tbm5690]

Who buys a white Ferrari? Everyone knows red and yellow are the only choices with a prancing pony.

 

[02SE]

HOA

Then he'd have to fill in the cement pond, to have room to park his trucks.

 

[D60]

@slo town , that looks like a compound that @JeffKeryk , @PandaBear , and @Chris142 would all move in.together.

I would enjoy your home much more than that Palm Desert home, but thanks for sharing!

Long live the Branch BITOGians!!!!

 

[Gradient]

The property taxes are half a million a year!

Scott

If it sells for 62 million the property taxes will be over $750,000 a year!

 

[Patman]

Who buys a white Ferrari? Everyone knows red and yellow are the only choices with a prancing pony.

If I had a Ferrari I would want a color that you hardly see them in, like blue or green or white

 

[JGmazda]

Some human being that has exponentially improved humanity will live there. That, or someone who knows how to win a game repeatedly over and over.

This one..... well... "This one goes to eleven"

 

[SubieRubyRoo]

The estimated monthly payment is more than my original mortgaged amount

The yearly HOA is more than double my mortgage and escrow for the same time period. Nearly 250%, TBH

 

[dishdude]

I'm VERY confident that house is Mrs. GON approved.

 

[Chris142]

The estimated monthly payment is more than my original mortgaged amount

It's 8 years of my gross pay.

 

[slo town]

It's 8 years of my gross pay.

Looking at it another way, assuming a $12,400,000 down payment (20%), it'll cost you $386,000 per month to live there. Hard to imagine the budget for someone who can afford this place. Their monthly burn rate has to exceed half a million per month.

Scott

 

[SubieRubyRoo]

Better check your math, Scott… that’s like 0.02% down!!

20% is $12.4M

 

[slo town]

Better check your math, Scott… that’s like 0.02% down!!

20% is $12.4M

Haha, of course. FIxed it. I left off a zero - but the commas were right!

Scott

 

[4wd]

Meh, maybe if it had a 2nd tennis court

 

[ripcord]

You wouldn't mind if I crashed in that little pool house out back would you, GON? You won't even notice I'm there.

 

[JeffKeryk]

@GON who's gonna clean it?

 

[GON]

@GON who's gonna clean it?

I am sure Fran Dresher would live to clean the home knowing @PandaBear , @Chris142 , and you @JeffKeryk are the kings of the estate.

 

[Chris142]

The lot is smaller than my current lot.