If only Darwin worked in a vacuum. The sad reality is people like this generally walk away from their mishap, while their victims don't get to go home to their families.
And yes, when somebody is this dumb, anyone harmed by them is a victim.
I guess none of you guys are from Long Island. I've never seen that in particular but I have seen plenty of other goofy stuff happen at gas stations. The plastic bag thing didn't really surprise me. I'll bet anything she's a freakin' wizard with nails though.