How big is your stash, hoarders?

[Sequoia06]

Seeing how oil prices are going up, and taking advantages of the warnings as well as clearance notices posted here, (I have 3 vehicles to maintain) here is my stock:
6 jugs of Valvoline Restore and Protect 5W-30 (pic only shows 4)
2 jugs of Mobil 1 ESP 0W-30
1 jug of Mobil 1 Truck & SUV 5W-30
1 jug of Mobil 1 Euro 0W-40 (was going to try in my Firebird before it blew a head gasket
3 QTs of Mobil 1 Extended Performance High Mileage 5W-30
2 jugs of Castrol Magnatec 5W-30 (just never got around to using it for some reason)
15 single QT bottles of Valvoline Extended Protection 5W-30 (Autozone clearance)
5 QTS of Castrol Edge 5W-30 (from late 2021, $2 each from Autozone clearances)

If you read all of that congratulations, here’s the filters now:
3x Toyota 90915-YZZD3 oil filters
1x FRAM FPS3600 from 2013 (pic shows 2, one is currently in use on my Sequoia)
1x FRAM Titanium FS3600 from 2022 (from AAP clearance in late ‘24)
1x FRAM Titanium FS3614
2x FRAM titanium FS7317
1x Carquest premium 84356
1x Microgard Select 57356 (free from county filter exchange event)
1x STP Maximum performance S7317ML (also got free from said event)
2x M1-110A (free too)
2x Honda 15400-RTA-003 (not pictured)
Lastly, a bastard Fram Endurance FE9688 that has a threading issue, so it is basically stuck forever in my garage as a souvenir. Thanks Fram!
Took me longer to write this than to acquire all of these oils and filters XD

 

[cptbarkey]

Ranch property stash is built up, mostly from sales/clearances. I've finally run out of 20+ year old SM oil thats now in some go karts and UTVs. They'll get good stuff from now on.

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Added a bit from semi recent clearance events. Have used a bit too on the fleet.

 

[Bear906]

Having gone from 1994 to 2024 without having to add a single drop of oil to any of my cars, my stash of oil was exactly one dusty quart of 5W30--or later, 5W20.

Now that my Kia Soul is using some oil and has demonstrated a possible incompatibility with Purolator-sourced filters, the stash has grown to 4 quarts Mobil Super Synthetic 5W30, 2 quarts PP Euro 5W30, 2 quarts QS FS 5W20, and 1 quart VRP 5W30. I also have Hyundai, STP, and Mobil 1 filters stashed in the trunk just in case I need an oil change when travelling far from home.

 

[Zee09]

I shaved mine off yesterday...
I think it was only about 6 inches long and not very thick either

 

[CleanSump]

I shaved mine off yesterday...
I think it was only about 6 inches long and not very thick either

Boo hiss That's probably going to go over some heads.