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Originally Posted By: Nick R
My cruze definitely isn't unstable or scary at 100. It's still smooth, quiet, and planted. It doesn't feel any different than going 65. That to me, is the most amazing thing about my adventure.

I did get our old wrangler up to 90 once. That was exciting. It was downhill, and there was a mountain to climb after hitting the bottom. I wanted as much momentum as I could get. Was still going 35 when I hit the top.


Even well north of 100 in a Cruze, it's still just fine. Take my word for it.

One of the stupid things I did was let my brother's old GF get under my skin when I was driving. The late 90's Elantra I was driving was just outclassed at the speeds I was going to get her out of the car. It set a speed record for the trip that my brother never did beat.
 
Originally Posted By: Stu_Rock
This is an interesting thread. I'm glad that almost everything mentioned so far is much stupider than the second stupidest thing I ever did.

My number one was something that I still don't want to commit to writing, but I will say that it involved police and a train. No one got hurt and nothing got damaged, but it was very illegal and no one got caught.


Know someone who "claims" to have lost the cops by ducking into the breakdown lane to the right of some 18 wheelers then taking the next exit.

I call malarky, as the truckers would have given the guy up via radio, or at least squeezed him back out.
 
Originally Posted By: Stuart Hughes
Circa 1970: My car was an honest to goodness 1957 Chevy Bel-Air 2-dr HT.(Talk about cars I should have kept!
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) It had been converted from the factory PowerGlide ATx to a 3-speed manual trans, with the world's oldest Hurst Shifter on it. Engine, 283 ci V8 with Carter WCFB 4-bbl carb- with oil bath air cleaner!....

My first car was a 1957 Chevy 210 model - L6, 2-spd Powerglide. I once had it on the freeway with my foot flat on the gas pedal. It was the first time I got it going fast and it peaked at 85 mph!
 
Originally Posted By: mongo161


I have not seen an ad lately, with the exception of hybrid vehicles, where the advertisement shows, on the TV, a vehicle driving at a safe speed or within the speed limit.

Marketing.....is the name of the game.....SPEED SELLS....even though you legally can't drive over 75 MPH on any of the US Interstates that I know about, the ads for vehicles show high speed driving and leaving others in "the dust". So society accepts this and this is what sells vehicles from Cadillacs to VW.

Please.....don't shoot the messenger.


I think you remember what you want to remember. There are tons of car commercials that dont involve speed.
 
Originally Posted By: silverrat
Originally Posted By: mongo161


I have not seen an ad lately, with the exception of hybrid vehicles, where the advertisement shows, on the TV, a vehicle driving at a safe speed or within the speed limit.

Marketing.....is the name of the game.....SPEED SELLS....even though you legally can't drive over 75 MPH on any of the US Interstates that I know about, the ads for vehicles show high speed driving and leaving others in "the dust". So society accepts this and this is what sells vehicles from Cadillacs to VW.

Please.....don't shoot the messenger.


I think you remember what you want to remember. There are tons of car commercials that dont involve speed.


Horsepower would be more accurate. But yeah, there are quite a few that don't involve speed.
 
When I was young I drove the 21 miles from the eastern edge of Maricopa, CA to the Interstate 5 onramp in a measured 9-1/2 minutes. It was about 2:00 AM and the full moon was out on this lonely, straight, two-lane country road. This was on Highway 166. The same road is featured in a book called The Onion Field by Joseph Wambaugh.

My passenger said later: "When your tires got a few inches from the shoulder, I was (expletive delated) bricks."

A few years later I became a very conservative driver and now people flash their bright lights at me for going too slow. Having a family does that to you.

The onions out there have been replaced by citrus groves.
 
130 in a chevy pickup crossing the Kansas border to get some 3.2 beer! Three of us side by side in the seat. I had right window seat. Never forget the sound of the screaming engine nor the sound of the driver just having this continuous laugh!
 
Originally Posted By: Quattro Pete
I think most of us are guilty of doing some really dumb stuff when we were younger. And the older I get, the dumber those things begin to look.


Guilty as charged.
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I participated in a group ride from a Honda/Kawasaki dealer. Probably about 40 bikes. We were all behaving nicely until we hit I-20. Then some idiot shifted down and took off and like lemmings we all followed suit. Ran all the way through Grand Prairie at 12,000 rpm in 6th indicating 150 on a 1989 Kawasaki ZX600C2 Ninja. (factoring speedometer error probably about 135-140). Backed down to 120 through Duncanville and into Dallas so my friend on an EX500 could catch up (indicated top speed of 135)

When we hit Central Expressway, the big bikes had flat run away from us leaving me, a Turbo Seca, the EX500, and a Kawasaki Concours. We stopped at an all night pizza place by the bars. We could hear the bikes coming back down Central. They must have turned around. They were followed by a chorus of police sirens. A police helicopter blasted our bikes with it's searchlight for a good 10 seconds....felt like 10 minutes. If there had been a policeman in the restaurant we would have been busted just by the looks on our faces. But then I guess he saw the giant touring fairings on the Concours and Seca and decided that we weren't the bikes he was looking for.

If we weren't through being young and dumb, we raced a pair of Fox-Body 5.0 Mustangs on the way home. They couldn't pass the EX500 on top speed so maybe the 135 indicated on the Kawi's speedometer wasn't so inaccurate. They certainly couldn't pass my 600 and over 140 I was walking away from them.

Ran away from a thunderstorm on my later GSX-R from the Red River to Ft Worth down I-35 and I-35W well into triple digits. It's trajectory allowed it to eventually catch me near downtown. Got soaked but was close to home when I did at least.

Dumb dumb dumb.

I learned. Apparently the Dallas Police did not but I did. I was participating in another group ride early on a Sunday morning on my GSF400 Bandit years later. We were a little above the speed limit. Not to a stupid degree but above the posted mark. Went past a cop and he took off after us. When his overhead lights went on a cacophony of screaming engines blared out at us from ahead leaving me and an 883 Sportster behind. He had us. My 400 4 cylinder could easily out-accelerate the big Crown-Vic but I'm fairly certain the Ford would have had a higher top speed. The 883 probably couldn't have out accelerated the Police Interceptor from 70mph and definitely would have had a lower top speed. With the pedal nailed firmly to the floor the CVPI whipped around us on the right (while I was signalling right to pull over) and went in pursuit of all the bikes that were running. We went to a nearby coffee shop. Unscathed, unticketed, and at sane and mostly legal speeds.
 
Sometimes you are being stupid and someone else trumps your stupidity.

Street races....stupid. But at least it was on a road with ZERO crossroads. Just a lonely stretch between Dallas Baptist University and Northwest Highway. But still dumb. I had been beating bikes that I wasn't supposed to be able to beat on my heavy, later model air-oil cooled GSX-R. I was lined up to race another one and some drunk chick decides that it'll be funny if she sticks her foot under my back tire.
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Why? I'll never know. Why no one stopped her? Not a clue. Why didn't I notice a drunk chick dangerously close to my bike?
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I nailed the throttle down and dumped the clutch when her equally drunk friend raised her shirt and exposed herself to start the race. Back tire hopped in the air and I got a little squirrelly. Backed off and caught sight of a girl rolling on the ground in pain in my mirror. I go back to render aid.

sobbing "I thought it would be funny to make him lose. I didn't know it would hurt."
Even her own admission of guilt did not stop "redneck chivalry" I was soon sucker punched in the jaw area. Rocked my head pretty good but I was still wearing my helmet. This hurt "Cletus'" hand so he swung again with his other hand. He caught the padded and armored forearm protector on my jacket hurting his other hand. His right hand that had landed on my helmet was bleeding pretty good by then and he retreated to his truck. I did not know if it was to leave for medical attention or to retrieve something that might be able to inflict pain through my layers of protection. I left in a big hurry making sure that no one else had stuck any body parts in or around my motorcycle.

Very very dumb for all parties involved including myself. Hope the statute of limitations has run out on this one. Been almost 20 years. It was the last time I ever went to the streetraces.
 
Originally Posted By: Tim H.
130 in a chevy pickup crossing the Kansas border to get some 3.2 beer! Three of us side by side in the seat. I had right window seat. Never forget the sound of the screaming engine nor the sound of the driver just having this continuous laugh!


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Men on a mission!
 
Originally Posted By: Spazdog
Originally Posted By: Quattro Pete
I think most of us are guilty of doing some really dumb stuff when we were younger. And the older I get, the dumber those things begin to look.


Guilty as charged.
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I participated in a group ride from a Honda/Kawasaki dealer. Probably about 40 bikes. We were all behaving nicely until we hit I-20. Then some idiot shifted down and took off and like lemmings we all followed suit. Ran all the way through Grand Prairie at 12,000 rpm in 6th indicating 150 on a 1989 Kawasaki ZX600C2 Ninja. (factoring speedometer error probably about 135-140). Backed down to 120 through Duncanville and into Dallas so my friend on an EX500 could catch up (indicated top speed of 135)

When we hit Central Expressway, the big bikes had flat run away from us leaving me, a Turbo Seca, the EX500, and a Kawasaki Concours. We stopped at an all night pizza place by the bars. We could hear the bikes coming back down Central. They must have turned around. They were followed by a chorus of police sirens. A police helicopter blasted our bikes with it's searchlight for a good 10 seconds....felt like 10 minutes. If there had been a policeman in the restaurant we would have been busted just by the looks on our faces. But then I guess he saw the giant touring fairings on the Concours and Seca and decided that we weren't the bikes he was looking for.

If we weren't through being young and dumb, we raced a pair of Fox-Body 5.0 Mustangs on the way home. They couldn't pass the EX500 on top speed so maybe the 135 indicated on the Kawi's speedometer wasn't so inaccurate. They certainly couldn't pass my 600 and over 140 I was walking away from them.

Ran away from a thunderstorm on my later GSX-R from the Red River to Ft Worth down I-35 and I-35W well into triple digits. It's trajectory allowed it to eventually catch me near downtown. Got soaked but was close to home when I did at least.

Dumb dumb dumb.

I learned. Apparently the Dallas Police did not but I did. I was participating in another group ride early on a Sunday morning on my GSF400 Bandit years later. We were a little above the speed limit. Not to a stupid degree but above the posted mark. Went past a cop and he took off after us. When his overhead lights went on a cacophony of screaming engines blared out at us from ahead leaving me and an 883 Sportster behind. He had us. My 400 4 cylinder could easily out-accelerate the big Crown-Vic but I'm fairly certain the Ford would have had a higher top speed. The 883 probably couldn't have out accelerated the Police Interceptor from 70mph and definitely would have had a lower top speed. With the pedal nailed firmly to the floor the CVPI whipped around us on the right (while I was signalling right to pull over) and went in pursuit of all the bikes that were running. We went to a nearby coffee shop. Unscathed, unticketed, and at sane and mostly legal speeds.


Reminds me of the time I worked for a fly by night company and was driving a Ford 28 foot flat-bed with twice the legal weight of wrought iron in 98 F temperatures, after transferring the load by hand from an identical vehicle that blew out three of the four back tires because he did not fill his tires to 15 PSI over rated before leaving. I would pull over for five minutes, about every 5 minutes when the back end felt like it was on ice, to let the rubber cool so they would not bow. After dark the tires stayed cool enough that I did not have to pull over.

Back then the national speed limit was reduced to 55 to save gas, and I held 63 because that was the max you could do without getting pulled over. While the sun was still up, a group of Harleys go by at over 70 and a few minutes later red lights are flashing in my rear view. For a second I thought 63 was not slow enough, but fortunately he passed me by and went after the Harleys.
 
In SW Washington, there is a stretch of highway that is kinda up in the hills. it is a 3-4 mile straight stretch with no houses until after a low speed turn at the end of the straight at one end, and the stop sign at the other end. This particular stretch of road is on a popular weekend route for motorcycle riders. everytime I rode thru there I would open up the bike and let her sing her way to the 15500 redline. The last time I did it, the GPS showed I had reached 148.2mph. On the ride back home I had a dear cross about 100ft in front of me in that section of the ride, luckily i wasnt speeding. The rest of the ride home I pictured my family getting a phone call telling them that I died in a wreck and them showing up to the wreck site only to find me and an unsuspecting animal dead on the side of the road.

I realized that even if I had hit a rabbit at 150ish mph, chances are the bike was going down. Its not worth the risk anymore.

The Neon SRT4 has seen 144 on that same stretch back in 05 when I bought the car. Not anymore. It only see's speeds higher than 75mph when I take it to Portland Int. Raceway for some lapping. It routinely see's 120+ on the back straight, and 120 on the front
 
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Originally Posted By: Tim H.
130 in a chevy pickup crossing the Kansas border to get some 3.2 beer!


So what was the deal, a lower legal age for that? I'd drive away from 3.2 beer.
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Back in the summer of 1996 I wanted to see what my 95 Trans Am would do flat out, so I waited until one Saturday night/Sunday morning around 3 or 4am when there was virtually no traffic on the highway and I made a top speed run. I had already driven that road many times so I knew there were no potholes or anything like that, and the road had been freshly paved as well so it was super smooth. I got the Trans Am up to 154mph on that run. During the run I ended up passing one car, and that is where the foolish part of this story comes in, because that easily could've been a very bad accident (definitely resulting in my death) if that driver had changed lanes!

That was the very last time I ever went anywhere near that fast in a car, and I now definitely see how foolish it was. Even though I had taken as many precautions as possible before doing this high speed run, it just goes to show that there is still danger. And even if there was no other car on the road, I still could have easily blown out a tire or an animal could have crossed the highway.
 
Originally Posted By: mongo161
. . . I have not seen an ad lately, with the exception of hybrid vehicles, where the advertisement shows, on the TV, a vehicle driving at a safe speed or within the speed limit . . .
 
Taking my '76 MGB to redline in fourth (which it could reach in fourth) on a fairly busy two lane road while lightly toasted.
The MG handled just fine, but the brakes, while huge, were never particularly effective.
That was thirty years ago.
The car and I survive to this day.
Among our current cars, I've had all past the ton, but only where conditions are right and with no passengers.
It surprises me how easily even the low-powered cars we own can exceed 100 mph.
 
Originally Posted By: eljefino
Originally Posted By: Tim H.
130 in a chevy pickup crossing the Kansas border to get some 3.2 beer!


So what was the deal, a lower legal age for that? I'd drive away from 3.2 beer.
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Yes. In Missouri you had 5% but had to be 21 to get it. In Kansas, it was 3.2%, but only had to be 18. Yea, you drank watered down beer, but you could buy it!!!!
 
Dumbest thing. Rode my GPz550 home in the 1987 Christmas Ice Storm. Used my feet as out riggers and very slowly rode home. About a 5 mph "road-ski" all the way home. Didn't drop it. One of my friends didn't even make it a block on his V45 Sabre. Destroyed both sides of his bike before abandoning it on the side of the street. Another with a V30 Magna had one low speed tip that damaged the rear turn signal mount.

It was a good party but we should have just walked home and left our bikes to thaw. A car could have plowed into us at any time.

youth is wasted on the young
 
Originally Posted By: Spazdog
Dumbest thing. Rode my GPz550 home in the 1987 Christmas Ice Storm. Used my feet as out riggers and very slowly rode home. About a 5 mph "road-ski" all the way home. Didn't drop it. One of my friends didn't even make it a block on his V45 Sabre. Destroyed both sides of his bike before abandoning it on the side of the street. Another with a V30 Magna had one low speed tip that damaged the rear turn signal mount.

It was a good party but we should have just walked home and left our bikes to thaw. A car could have plowed into us at any time.

youth is wasted on the young


AWESOME!

I had a GSX450 while in high school that was my only set of wheels so I would drive it until it was no longer possible to do so.

That didn't work out all that well the one year when we got 6" of snow on what started out as a dry, clear sky day.

*This was New Brunswick. Snow happens.

So there I was driving down the Trans Canada highway on Bridgestone Battlax tires in 6" of snow, cars were crawling along the roads were so bad, with some in the ditch, and I'm on a freakin' bike!

The ride was 7Km, and it was the longest 7Km of my life, but I didn't dump it!
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My 2nd "stupidest thing I've ever done" was when I had done H/C/I on the Mustang and my buddy Travis wanted to see how fast it would go.

4th gear with 3.08's out back at 5,500RPM, the speedometer only went to 180Km/h (111Mph) and so we were way past the end of the speedo, through the odometer and coming back up the other side again and I let off. Going by the tach and tire size, we were doing roughly 140Mph. The car did NOT feel safe at that speed. And it didn't like me letting off at that speed either to slow back down, which was an adventure all in itself.

In comparison the M5 at 150Mph feels like you are doing 80.
 
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