golf balls (joke)

[tweeker43]

A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls." Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked... "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

 

[DH]

The blonde must of been riding the bus because her car was running badly so she brought into her mechanic. He promised to look at it that day and told her to come back later. When she returned, the mechanic was working on her car. She asked "What's wrong with my car and what do I do to keep it from happening again?" Not hearing the entire question because his head was under the hood, the mechanic said to her "Crap in the carburetor" to which she responded "Really, how often?"