Rep: Boss, help me, here. I am getting all these calls from a bunch of dudes asking me 20 questions about our 0w-30 Syntec.
Boss: So, what's the problem?
Rep: Well, I don't know. I'm not really, like, you know, very savvy about this oil thing, but they keep talking about German oil and 3A or A3 or something and where they can get it an' stuff.
Boss: It's in all the stores. Just go buy some.
Rep: No! They keep saying it's different. There's different labels or something. And they can't seem to find it very easily.
Boss: Nonsense. Oil is oil. Oh Dub Thirty is Oh Dub Thirty. They're whacked. Our stuff is sold in every auto parts joint there is.
Rep: But where do they get these ideas. I'm getting emails, too. From all over. It's weird all of a sudden. If the oil is sold in all the stores, what are they talking about? What's up with this German thing?
Boss: Look, you don't have to care wherever-the-flock it's made. We got New Jersey oil, we got Alaska oil, we got North Sea oil. Big deal. Oil is oil.
Rep: But I can't say that to 'em!
Boss: Just tell them what we always tell them. "Our oil is engineered to provide the highest level of protec--"
Rep: I did! They won't listen. Do they know something that we don't or something?
Boss: Just forget it. They're already buying it up aren't they? So, I say again, what's the problem? We sell it, they buy it.
Rep: Um, well, I...
Boss: Yeah, yeah. Go back to your phone. And delete those emails.