You beat me to it. Been there.Well in the Amish part of Pennsylvania you can find these signs, so i made up these directions for your journey
Intercourse will get you to blue Balls then you end up in paradise
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I live 3 miles S of Horneytown, N.C. and about 20 miles SW of Climax, N.C. I’m always between Horneytown and Climax!