Pablo,
You are a man among men...the Elves have nominated you for honorary Elfhood. They KNOW that in your heart there is a bit of magic. They are convinced that this discovery you have made exceeds their previous avenue to "hopping"--caffeine.
Here's what's interesting:
In Latin, my middle name means king of the elves (I don't make this stuff up). My youngest still looks like an elf.
Me? Just another balding white guy!