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Some good tips, especially the first (separate bananas to keep longer), copied from Facebook: (note also a number of non-food tips:

1. Take your bananas apart when you get home from the store. If you leave them connected at the stem, they ripen faster.
2. Store your opened chunks of cheese in aluminum foil. It will stay fresh much longer and not mold!
3. Peppers with 3 bumps on the bottom are sweeter and better for eating. Peppers with 4 bumps on the bottom are firmer and better for cooking.
4. Add a teaspoon of water when frying ground beef. It will help pull the grease away from the meat while cooking.
5. To really make scrambled eggs or omelets rich add a couple of spoonfuls of sour cream, cream cheese, or heavy cream in and then beat them up.
6. For a cool brownie treat, make brownies as directed. Melt Andes mints in double broiler and pour over warm brownies. Let set for a wonderful minty frosting.
7. Add garlic immediately to a recipe if you want a light taste of garlic and at the end of the recipe if your want a stronger taste of garlic.
8. Leftover snickers bars from Halloween make a delicious dessert. Simply chop them up with the food chopper. Peel, core and slice a few apples. Place them in a baking dish and sprinkle the chopped candy bars over the apples. Bake at 350 for 15 minutes!!! Serve alone or with vanilla ice cream. Yummm!
9. Reheat Pizza
Heat up leftover pizza in a nonstick skillet on top of the stove, set heat to med-low and heat till warm. This keeps the crust crispy. No soggy micro pizza. I saw this on the cooking channel and it really works.
10. Easy Deviled Eggs
Put cooked egg yolks in a zip lock bag. Seal, mash till they are all broken up. Add remainder of ingredients, reseal, keep mashing it up mixing thoroughly, cut the tip of the baggy, squeeze mixture into egg. Just throw bag away when done easy clean up.
11. Expanding Frosting
When you buy a container of cake frosting from the store, whip it with your mixer for a few minutes. You can double it in size. You get to frost more cake/cupcakes with the same amount. You also eat less sugar and calories per serving.
12. Reheating refrigerated bread
To warm biscuits, pancakes, or muffins that were refrigerated, place them in a microwave with a cup of water. The increased moisture will keep the food moist and help it reheat faster.
13. Newspaper weeds away
Start putting in your plants, work the nutrients in your soil. Wet newspapers, put layers around the plants overlapping as you go. Cover with mulch and forget about weeds. Weeds will get through some gardening plastic they will not get through wet newspapers.
14. Broken Glass
Use a wet cotton ball or Q-tip to pick up the small shards of glass you can't see easily.
15. No More Mosquitoes
Place a dryer sheet in your pocket. It will keep the mosquitoes away.
16. Squirrel Away!
To keep squirrels from eating your plants, sprinkle your plants with cayenne pepper. The cayenne pepper doesn't hurt the plant and the squirrels won't come near it.
17. Flexible vacuum
To get something out of a heat register or under the fridge add an empty paper towel roll or empty gift wrap roll to your vacuum. It can be bent or flattened to get in narrow openings.
18. Reducing Static Cling
Pin a small safety pin to the seam of your slip and you will not have a clingy skirt or dress. Same thing works with slacks that cling when wearing panty hose. Place pin in seam of slacks and ... guess what! ... static is gone.
19. Measuring Cups
Before you pour sticky substances into a measuring cup, fill with hot water. Dump out the hot water, but don't dry cup. Next, add your ingredient, such as peanut butter, and watch how easily it comes right out. (Or spray the measuring cup or spoon with Pam before using)
20. Foggy Windshield?
Hate foggy windshields? Buy a chalkboard eraser and keep it in the glove box of your car When the windows fog, rub with the eraser! Works better than a cloth!
21. Re-opening envelopes
If you seal an envelope and then realize you forgot to include something inside, just place your sealed envelope in the freezer for an hour or two. Viola! It unseals easily.
22. Conditioner
Use your hair conditioner to shave your legs. It's cheaper than shaving cream and leaves your legs really smooth. It's also a great way to use up the conditioner you bought but didn't like when you tried it in your hair.
23. Goodbye Fruit Flies
To get rid of pesky fruit flies, take a small glass, fill it 1/2' with Apple Cider Vinegar and 2 drops of dish washing liquid; mix well. You will find those flies drawn to the cup and gone forever!
24. Get Rid of Ants
Put small piles of cornmeal where you see ants. They eat it, take it 'home,' can't digest it so it kills them. It may take a week or so, especially if it rains, but it works and you don't have the worry about pets or small children being harmed!
 
Tip 24 is interesting.

Yes, ants can eat cornmeal because they are organic feeders. However, plain cornmeal doesn't kill ants because it doesn't have insecticidal properties. However, cornmeal can be used as bait to get rid of ants by mixing it with an ant killer like boric acid or diatomaceous earth. The active ingredient in the ant killer will gradually kill the ants. To use cornmeal as bait, you can:
 
Yes, ants can eat cornmeal because they are organic feeders. However, plain cornmeal doesn't kill ants because it doesn't have insecticidal properties. However, cornmeal can be used as bait to get rid of ants by mixing it with an ant killer like boric acid or diatomaceous earth. The active ingredient in the ant killer will gradually kill the ants. To use cornmeal as bait, you can:
Okay - took it to mean it plugs them up - can’t eat more - dies from lack of nutrients ?
 
Some good tips, especially the first (separate bananas to keep longer), copied from Facebook: (note also a number of non-food tips:
You must have know there would be a rebuttal!
1. Take your bananas apart when you get home from the store. If you leave them connected at the stem, they ripen faster.
Bananas give off ethylene gas which helps ripen any fruit exposed to it. You can ripen any fruit by keep it next to, or even better, in a paper bag with a banana.
2. Store your opened chunks of cheese in aluminum foil. It will stay fresh much longer and not mold!
Wax paper is actually a better choice. Cheese is acidic and acid and aluminum are a bad combination. Also, keep the cheese in the warmest areas of the fridge.
3. Peppers with 3 bumps on the bottom are sweeter and better for eating. Peppers with 4 bumps on the bottom are firmer and better for cooking.
Utter nonsense
4. Add a teaspoon of water when frying ground beef. It will help pull the grease away from the meat while cooking.
Is this a thing on TikTok?
5. To really make scrambled eggs or omelets rich add a couple of spoonfuls of sour cream, cream cheese, or heavy cream in and then beat them up.
Not that nonsense again. Omelets require eggs and pinch of salt, whisked properly which most people do improperly, and butter. You can add sour cream or cream cheese but it's gauche and benefits the texture of the omelet only if it was made incorrectly in the first place. Look for instructions on a classic French omelet and a French country omelet. I should have spelled it omelette, I suppose.
6. For a cool brownie treat, make brownies as directed. Melt Andes mints in double broiler and pour over warm brownies. Let set for a wonderful minty frosting.
Don't know, don't care.
7. Add garlic immediately to a recipe if you want a light taste of garlic and at the end of the recipe if your want a stronger taste of garlic.
Quantity does not matter at all?
8. Leftover snickers bars from Halloween make a delicious dessert. Simply chop them up with the food chopper. Peel, core and slice a few apples. Place them in a baking dish and sprinkle the chopped candy bars over the apples. Bake at 350 for 15 minutes!!! Serve alone or with vanilla ice cream. Yummm!
I can barely contain myself.
9. Reheat Pizza
Heat up leftover pizza in a nonstick skillet on top of the stove, set heat to med-low and heat till warm. This keeps the crust crispy. No soggy micro pizza. I saw this on the cooking channel and it really works.
So that's the sort of thing they teach on the Cooking Channel?
10. Easy Deviled Eggs
Put cooked egg yolks in a zip lock bag. Seal, mash till they are all broken up. Add remainder of ingredients, reseal, keep mashing it up mixing thoroughly, cut the tip of the baggy, squeeze mixture into egg. Just throw bag away when done easy clean up.
As seen on the Cooking Channel?
11. Expanding Frosting
When you buy a container of cake frosting from the store, whip it with your mixer for a few minutes. You can double it in size. You get to frost more cake/cupcakes with the same amount. You also eat less sugar and calories per serving.
Expanding people!
12. Reheating refrigerated bread
To warm biscuits, pancakes, or muffins that were refrigerated, place them in a microwave with a cup of water. The increased moisture will keep the food moist and help it reheat faster.
That's just gross!
13. Newspaper weeds away
Start putting in your plants, work the nutrients in your soil. Wet newspapers, put layers around the plants overlapping as you go. Cover with mulch and forget about weeds. Weeds will get through some gardening plastic they will not get through wet newspapers.
You could cover yourself in wet newsprint and watch what happens.
14. Broken Glass
Use a wet cotton ball or Q-tip to pick up the small shards of glass you can't see easily.
I just walk barefoot. That way I find even the tiniest shards.
15. No More Mosquitoes
Place a dryer sheet in your pocket. It will keep the mosquitoes away.
Will keep most people away, too!
16. Squirrel Away!
To keep squirrels from eating your plants, sprinkle your plants with cayenne pepper. The cayenne pepper doesn't hurt the plant and the squirrels won't come near it.
Doesn't work on my apple tree. My tree rats love cayenne.
17. Flexible vacuum
To get something out of a heat register or under the fridge add an empty paper towel roll or empty gift wrap roll to your vacuum. It can be bent or flattened to get in narrow openings.
That can lead to emergency room visits!
18. Reducing Static Cling
Pin a small safety pin to the seam of your slip and you will not have a clingy skirt or dress. Same thing works with slacks that cling when wearing panty hose. Place pin in seam of slacks and ... guess what! ... static is gone.
I just walk around dragging a grounding strip behind me.
19. Measuring Cups
Before you pour sticky substances into a measuring cup, fill with hot water. Dump out the hot water, but don't dry cup. Next, add your ingredient, such as peanut butter, and watch how easily it comes right out. (Or spray the measuring cup or spoon with Pam before using)
I do love water on my peanut butter!
20. Foggy Windshield?
Hate foggy windshields? Buy a chalkboard eraser and keep it in the glove box of your car When the windows fog, rub with the eraser! Works better than a cloth!
Chalkboards are pretty much extinct because of the health issues the chalk dust causes. The "eraser" was a sponge. Dry-erase boards are in use these days. Cutting an apple in half and rubbing the windshield down used to work. What's wrong with today's apples?
21. Re-opening envelopes
If you seal an envelope and then realize you forgot to include something inside, just place your sealed envelope in the freezer for an hour or two. Viola! It unseals easily.
Have been using this method for the purpose of embezzlement and snooping for decades. Good one.
22. Conditioner
Use your hair conditioner to shave your legs. It's cheaper than shaving cream and leaves your legs really smooth. It's also a great way to use up the conditioner you bought but didn't like when you tried it in your hair.
We need pictures of your sexy-smooth legs stat!
23. Goodbye Fruit Flies
To get rid of pesky fruit flies, take a small glass, fill it 1/2' with Apple Cider Vinegar and 2 drops of dish washing liquid; mix well. You will find those flies drawn to the cup and gone forever!
Just no. Unless you live in a hermetically sealed kill room there will be an endless supply of fruit flies. The breed faster than you can kill them.
24. Get Rid of Ants
Put small piles of cornmeal where you see ants. They eat it, take it 'home,' can't digest it so it kills them. It may take a week or so, especially if it rains, but it works and you don't have the worry about pets or small children being harmed!
Just feed the corn directly to the children to harm them.

Please don't be mad. I'm mad and I know it.
 
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You must have know there would be a rebuttal!

Bananas give off ethylene gas which helps ripen any fruit exposed to it. You can ripen any fruit by keep it next to, or even better, in a paper bag with a banana.

Wax paper is actually a better choice. Cheese is acidic and acid and aluminum are a bad combination. Also, keep the cheese in the warmest areas of the fridge.

Utter nonsense

Is this a thing on TikTok?

Not that nonsense again. Omelets require eggs and pinch of salt, whisked properly which most people do improperly, and butter. You can add sour cream or cream cheese but it's gauche and benefits the texture of the omelet only if it was made incorrectly in the first place. Look for instructions on a classic French omelet and a French country omelet. I should have spelled it omelette, I suppose.

Don't know, don't care.

Quantity does not matter at all?

I can barely contain myself.

So that's the sort of thing they teach on the Cooking Channel?

As seen on the Cooking Channel?

Expanding people!

That's just gross!

You could cover yourself in wet newsprint and watch what happens.

I just walk barefoot. That way I find even the tiniest shards.

Will keep most people away, too!

Doesn't work on my apple tree. My tree rats love cayenne.

That can lead to emergency room visits!

I just walk around dragging a grounding strip behind me.

I do love water on my peanut butter!

Chalkboards are pretty much extinct because of the health issues the chalk dust causes. The "eraser" was a sponge. Dry-erase boards are in use these days. Cutting an apple in half and rubbing the windshield down used to work. What's wrong with today's apples?

Have been using this method for the purpose of embezzlement and snooping for decades. Good one.

We need pictures of your sexy-smooth legs stat!

Just no. Unless you live in a hermetically sealed kill room there will be an endless supply of fruit flies. The breed faster than you can kill them.

Just feed the corn directly to the children to harm them.

Please don't be mad. I'm mad and I know it.
🥱🥱
 
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