I had a $1,300 guitar delivered to the wrong house and marked as delivered. The shipping company said our driver says he put it on your porch. I said "I don't have a porch". They went away a minute, came back and said, "We left the guitar on your neighbors porch. Do you mind walking over there and getting it?" So I said if that's what you want, I am not hanging up until I walk to neighbor's house and see my thousand dollar guitar on their porch, and have it in my hands.
The guitar was indeed on the neighbor's porch.