Electrical issues... or something...

[d00df00d]

The following is a letter from a middle manager to the owner of a manufacturing facility. It was forwarded anonymously through my family. Let's just say this place is... not in a prosperous English-speaking country.

I don't know about you all, but I'm in awe.


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Sir,
I RESPECT TO YOU, THAT, WE HAVE SUFARING ON ELECTRICITY IN OUR FECTORY.
BECAUSE P D B MAINE POWER CONECTION FAILOR SOMETIME. ANY TIME ANY PROBLEM
OUR ANY THREE PAGE MOTOR (COMPRESER, FUSING MACHINE & ADJUST FAN E.T.C
ALSO. THEN PRBLEM OUR PRODUCTION.

SO, I REQUEST THIS PROBLEM NEED EMERGENCY SOLUTION.



BEST REGARD
[name removed]
FUSING INCHARGE.

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See if y'all can figure out what the heck is being said.

 

[Quattro Pete]

I think you should make a call to Fusing In Charge to clarify.

 

[TMoto]

Looks to me like PDB Maine Power needs to get their act together and stop with the outages. It's shutting down the factory and production is suffering!!!

 

[brianl703]

It sounds to me like they've lost a phase.

 

[SLCraig]

Originally Posted By: brianl703
It sounds to me like they've lost a phase.


In their brain?

 

[Cup of Joe]

The production facility does not have a stable power grid. They are repeatedly loosing power and production is falling further behind.

 

[d00df00d]

Tmoto and TaterandNoodles pretty much have it.


My best shot at a translation:

"Power fails regularly at the factory. PDB [the local power company] cannot keep the mains online. When this affects our three-phase power as well, it stops production.

This needs to be addressed immediately.

Regards,
[name]
Fusing Manager"

 

[d00df00d]

Originally Posted By: brianl703
It sounds to me like they've lost a phase.

 

[eljefino]

To quote Jalopnik, this needs to end with

You have no good cotomer sevis

 

[TMoto]

Actually reminded me of some of the stuff I've seen on engrish.com

 

[123Saab]

Originally Posted By: TMoto
Actually reminded me of some of the stuff I've seen on engrish.com


Yeah, Asian comes to mind.
Having lived close to Chinatown In NYC for some years before I moved, this is not surprising language at all.

 

[CivicFan]

The letter looks pretty clear to me.

 

[mechanicx]

That is even harder to decipher than 48÷2(9+3)= ?

.

 

[TMoto]

Originally Posted By: mechanicx
That is even harder to decipher than 48÷2(9+3)= ?

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At least with that problem you had a 50% chance of success with the way it was presented. lol

 

[01rangerxl]

"THEN PRBLEM OUR PRODUCTION."

That's a great way to put it, lol.