Here is an excerpt for an actual job opening at Shell Canada. Pack your longjohns. Mods, this is a screen shot from Linked In for a quick description of the job.
More interesting than funny. Could be amazing for the right person, a bachelor with nothing. They must put you up in some sort of accommodations and pay your expenses.
To work for Shell Canada the thing you will need most is a EXTREME amount of patience and tolerance to put up with a ridiculous amount of over-the-top safety protocols.
To work for Shell Canada the thing you will need most is a EXTREME amount of patience and tolerance to put up with a ridiculous amount of over-the-top safety protocols.