Don't have any engine oil? Put some diesel fuel in your crankcase!

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You mean all you thin oil lovers aren't agreeing with this? You're all about the new 0W8 and 0W16 oils and can't wait to try them! Why not try diesel fuel! Ultimate thin oil for maximum economy in your Yaris!
Yeah but the diesel fuel is not fully formulated and Cletus McFarland is an idiot so you put those two things together...
 
Yeah but the diesel fuel is not fully formulated and Cletus McFarland is an idiot so you put those two things together...

Put those together and that equals my favorite meme thanks to OVERKILL
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I once saw a very old road sign genset containing a small diesel engine and the prime bulb that you pressed with your thumb to start it removed oil from the crankcase and injected that into the intake to get it to start. Apparently oil burns easier than diesel fuel and at least for that small diesel engine, the engine started easier when the crankcase oil was used as the fuel.
 
Just one question. Since the diesel fuel is being used in a car, are you prohibited by law from using off road diesel in your crankcase?
 
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