You might have Fram Derangement Syndrome if...
- you won't use anything on your engine labelled "Fram" regardless of the actual features of said product
- you use the term "cardboard" instead of engineered fiber when referring to Fram endcaps
- you think wavy pleats are OK in anything but a Fram
- you use the acronym "OCOD"
- you urinate on, shoot at or drive over Fram filters
Feel free to add any other FDS symptoms you may have noticed.
- you won't use anything on your engine labelled "Fram" regardless of the actual features of said product
- you use the term "cardboard" instead of engineered fiber when referring to Fram endcaps
- you think wavy pleats are OK in anything but a Fram
- you use the acronym "OCOD"
- you urinate on, shoot at or drive over Fram filters
Feel free to add any other FDS symptoms you may have noticed.