Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

[RDY4WAR]

It's okay. He woke up.

 

[Zee09]

I want my money back............lol

 

[MasterSolenoid]

That's a good one.

Don't ever holler "Hi" to your friend Jack at the Airport.

 

[vavavroom]

The wife tells her husband that it's raining cats and dogs. He replies, "It’s reindeer."