Crocs & socks

We have two pairs on the back porch, two pairs on the front porch and two pairs in the garage. They may be Crocs but we call them yard shoes. We wear them while working outside to keep from tracking stuff in with our normal street shoes.
Can't wear my Crocs whilst doing yard work, cutting grass, etc. WAY too many deer & other critters that could be carrying ticks that are infected with Lyme disease. Leather work boots and long pants only,, here in NY:mad:.
 
Had a pair of Crocs once, made my feet sweat like crazy. Someone at Goodwill probably got a deal on an almost new pair. I'm either barefoot or flip flops when the weather warms. And NEVER socks with flip flops/sandals. That instantly adds 20 years to your age image 😁.
Or shows that you're in Washington. Maybe only ten years here.
 
I thought that also. On vacation my foot got a blister and needed a shoe without a back. Bought a pair of Crocs thinking I would wear them until my foot got better. That was several years ago. Still wearing Crocs. Have a few pair now.
 
I still get dressed to take out the garbage but I'm an unbalanced mental case so it's part of the routine 😬
Military service?

My old girl (dog) needs to go out even at 3 or 4 AM. I wear the least amount of clothes (weather dependent) that won't get the gay neighbors next door excited.

But as Elaine (Seinfeld) said a guys body is utilitarian. A woman's body is a work of art. So my body is a 72 year old utilitarian body.
 
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Military service?

My old girl (dog) needs to go out even at 3 or r 4 AM. I wear the least amount of clothes (weather dependent) that won't get the gay neighbors next door excited.

But as Elaine (Seinfeld) said a guys body is utilitarian. A woman's body is a work of art. So my body is a 72 year old utilitarian body.
Eye Bleach Stat!
 
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