I have to wonder if anyone considered this possibility, for even a second.
This guy doesn't want to be involved in this meeting.
So figures hey, if I keep spitting and hacking, someone may get tired of watching me, and then I can end this punishment sooner.
My boss knows how much I HATE teleconferencing, and that the split second it seems to stray off the subject, or I find any reason at all to end it, I do very quickly.
There is real work to be done, lets not waste time on ridiculous meetings, so Johnny over there can attempt to justify his job.