Confession time?

[CBDFrontier06]

I rarely drive the speed limit except down residential streets.

I used to enter the wrong code for produce at the self check-out so I could get everything for $.49/lb. Not really a huge money saver, it was more about seeing what I could get away with.

The other things I've done are far too bad to be put in writing.

 

[Gary Allan]

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Will anyone here confess to being a cereal killer?

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Only if first I'm granted immunity ..


I've also told some that the check was in the mail ...when I use electronic transfer for paying my bills..

 

[Oldmoparguy1]

I killed a bowl of Cherrios with 1% milk, a little bit of honey and a dash of cinnamon this morning.

 

[9296D21B14]

I stole a plastic water gun from the dimestore when I was about eight. Mom found out and after the spanking made me return it and apologize to the store manager. Straight is the way and narrow the gate, boys.

 

[Merkava_4]

Does switching bar codes count as stealing?

 

[XS650]

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Is speeding bad?...never in my car...only in a locomotive...not proud of it...never anywhere near crossings...only about 5-7 mph over the limit...Is that bad?...

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Well, it's something most of of have never done.

 

[moribundman]

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Mostly drug laws. [...] I'm very content with my decision on the occasions that I don't abide by them.

I guess I jaywalk a lot too. I don't interfere with traffic and I don't see a problem with it because the risk of injury is all mine.

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Last year some junkie walked up to my car across a few lanes of traffic while I was stopped at a red light and started banging on my window while screaming at the top of his lungs. I was about to make sure he was the one getting hurt when the light turned green. I do not brake for jaywalkers and junkies.

 

[Pablo]

Regularly?

I do exceed the spend limit from time to time. I probably have not come to a dead stop at all stop signs.

I have had impure thoughts. Are there any other kind?

I have lust in my heart.

I have given in to temptation.

But since when is eating a chocolate donut illegal?

 

[MarkC]

When it's still alive.

 

[Pablo]

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When it's still alive.

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ewe.

 

[74DartSport]

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ewe.

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Haven't had one of those yet.

 

[GeaugaFletcher]

I have a running anti-church bus campaign, having burned two sets of nuns, one youth group (with pastor) and a men's retreat. I sometimes alter the hymnals so the harmonization includes augmented sixth chords, lots of tritone leaps for the alto (diabolical, eh?), the occasional minor ninth and if it's a long sermon, somebody gets a bunch of serialism.

A local avante-guarde composer wrote a piece for 22 Steinways dropped at some height from helicopters. I "forgot" to press record on the equipment. Take two?

I give little kids lollipops wrapped in that consumer-proof impervious plastic packaging normally reserved for electronics.

My neighbor and I pour bleach into the sprinkler systems one neighborhood to the west.

Live doughnuts are the best.

 

[CBDFrontier06]

I guess I can confess this....statute of limitations is long past.

Let's just say that someone I used to live with p-i-s-s-e-d me off tremendously.

After I moved out, he changed the locks but I found out through the grapevine that he actually just exchanged doorknobs between the front door and the attached utility room in the back yard (where the fusebox for the house is located). I also learned that he was leaving town for a long 4 day weekend shortly after I moved out. Since I still had my key, I gained entrance to the utility room, turned off the power to the house, locked the door and filled the door lock with silicone caulk. Then I removed the hinge bolts, doused them with liquid weld, put them back and then coated the outside of the hinges with liquid weld.

The power was off to the house for 4 days in the middle of a Texas summer. I never witnessed the carnage, but I had fun imagining the condition of the refrigerator. Paybacks are sometimes hilarious.

 

[rpn453]

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Last year some junkie walked up to my car across a few lanes of traffic while I was stopped at a red light and started banging on my window while screaming at the top of his lungs. I was about to make sure he was the one getting hurt when the light turned green. I do not brake for jaywalkers and junkies.

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I remember that thread. That was one crazy guy.

I don't think I'm any concern to you. I'd never make a car brake for me, and the only thing going in me that could increase my aggression is alcohol.

 

[MarkC]

Jaywalking is an art.
You should be able to slip across any street without getting killed or causing any vehicle to react to you in any way.
And not get caught by the law.

 

[ToyotaNSaturn]

Anyone ever yell "movie!" in a crowded fire house?

 

[moribundman]

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Jaywalking is an art.
You should be able to slip across any street without getting killed or causing any vehicle to react to you in any way.
And not get caught by the law.

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Henceforth I shall call you The Artful Dodger!

 

[MarkC]

When I was in High School, there were half a dozen of us who would cross 6 lanes of traffic on lunch break to get to the strip mall across the way for a hotdog and a Coke. Our big sport was to shove each other out into the road, thus encouraging the one shoved to avoid getting obliterated.
No one ever got hit, although one guy soiled his pants once.

 

[Shannow]

A workmates son was killed a few months ago when they were out drinking in Sydney...they were playing shoves, and he got shoved under a bus.

Interestingly, no charges laid. If they were in a car, and the driver was behaving recklessly, he'd go a row.

edit : I nearly reversed over him, his wife, and their daughter today. When you are reversing into a carpark, why does every imbecile in this town walk in behind you ?

 

[moribundman]

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When you are reversing into a carpark, why does every imbecile in this town walk in behind you ?

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They do it out of opportunism? Why miss a chance of reaping the benefits of personal injury?